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Chris Farnell

@thebrainofchris.bsky.social

I've written the Crew Handbook for Star Trek Lower Decks, the Prospectus for Life is Strange's Caledon University, the joke book for Doctor Who and the continuing misadventures of the deadly starship Fermi. https://chrisfarnell.com

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Ah yeah, that's straight up the baddies ship's, no problem.

03.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now you mention it, @gshowitt.bsky.social should probably see this.

03.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well that's something we can all agree on.

03.03.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you scroll to the top of this thread I think you might find a delightful surprise.

03.03.2026 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's pissing me off probably more than it should is the village fete and street fair level stuff. Nobody was every asking for more than a bit of clip art of crudely drawn sketches from these things! There was never any need for it!

03.03.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quick question - do I know anyone in my immediate circles who is at all knowledgeable around the fields of Asylum seeker rights/advocacy/employment?

CAVEAT: This is for silly made-up stuff fantasy research reasons and does not concern the wellbeing of any real.

03.03.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also you should be able to build a fully functional R/P FLIP.

03.03.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also I should be able to rotate the hab modules 90 degrees horizontally to make cross-wise corridors.
This is not relevant to your point, but still important.

03.03.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Not to forget, of course, this absolutely beauty:

03.03.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rumour is apparently Star Trek tried his once but all the monitors fell out of the control panels and broke so they switched back to wobbling the camera around.

03.03.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One day there's a real danger I may just end up writing a non-fiction book on designing the layouts of fictional spaceships.

03.03.2026 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. You got me.

03.03.2026 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Halley Antarctic Research Station. Six bug-like metal structures on skies, with a larger red one in the middle.

The Halley Antarctic Research Station. Six bug-like metal structures on skies, with a larger red one in the middle.

When I started writing Fermi I spent a lot of time looking at everything I could get around the Halley Research Station, not just the layout, but also the lifestyles of the people living there.

03.03.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But the title isn't even made of real words!

03.03.2026 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cutaway diagram of the Tara Polar Research Station.

Cutaway diagram of the Tara Polar Research Station.

Case in point.

03.03.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I've got to believe there are easier ways to make a Β£100k salary.

03.03.2026 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're writing about or designing spaceships, particularly spaceships exploring strange alien worlds, the first thing you should look into is mobile Arctic research stations. There is no closer realworld equivalent.

03.03.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I have DMed.

03.03.2026 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually had the "What do you think of editing a big stack of ChatGPT articles for a lower rate?" conversation this morning!

I said that I would rather not, thank you.

03.03.2026 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, at the end of the day the best you can hope for is One Vote for good things/against bad things, and the ability to advocate for stuff that matters. I'd settle for that.

03.03.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing that baffles me about my MP is that it takes only a few interactions with her to realise she doesn't actually believe in anything. But also she seems completely devoid of ambition. Why is she here? Why isn't she the deputy manager of the mid-sized estate agents that is her spiritual home?

03.03.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Why don't you focus on all the positive things they're doing? Like working to improve people's access to dentists?
(No, you still can't get an NHS Dentist, why do you ask?)

03.03.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at the point where the biggest response my MP has given to my letters is a long Facebook status explaining that they'll ignore emails that keep referring to the same issue.

03.03.2026 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Student Loan repayment plan is "Live to 65"

03.03.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always interesting, as a freelancer who's largely living gig to gig, to find out what you'll actually say "No" to.

03.03.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Want to read me writing about the book About a Place in the Kinki Region? How about more movie blurbs than you can shake a stick at? You can do all that and more in the latest issue of Exploits!

03.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Interzone 304 has arrived.
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with stories by Rachael Cupp, R.T. Ester, Dominic Green, Simon Guerrier, Val Nolan, and Jennifer Jeanne McArdle.

02.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew I liked Cillian

02.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3508    πŸ” 1541    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 20