Kimberly

Oh, Christmas Beans… Oh, Christmas Beans!

“How tired are you?”

Absolutely no recollection of posting this tired.

Y’all… I know where I live. But this weather is disrespectful.

Does this mean I’m a Thanksgiving morning “race” person now?

You’ve lost this battle. White flag it!

Yet… you picked grey. #SUS

So are the black ones. And hunter green. And navy. And pink. (You can’t convince me red looks good or is comfortable. Pink, yes.)

The same thing you were thinking when you went specific to grey sweatpants.

Grey sweatpants have a different effect when your foot is in a cast or a boot.

Are you really a social worker if you don’t eat half your meals in the car after swearing you’d never eat in your car at all??

Yes, I’m wearing crocs and socks.

Mind your fucking business.

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but prepping for a back-to-back game day is a fucking process. It’s like packing an overnight bag, except I don’t need to pack an excessive amount of underwear.

She do be chonky.

Midnight dance party without a bra on was a bad idea.

Instead of expelling energy, I made my neck hurt.

I thought about going for that one, knowing I can handle it. But I’d already promised myself I’d take it easy that day… so apparently that includes getting up early and walking. 😂

You ever look down and go… “haha… boobs!”

I am!! I’m walking the shorter distance!

Not that anyone asked for this…

Hi. I’m Kimberly. I like sports, cats and “self-help” books. I will post controversial opinions and not argue with stupid in the comments. I’m also a huge fan of Justin Timberlake and will fight you if you tell me he sucks.

Hopefully they can help. Insurance is a pain on the butt. But there’s usually something somewhere without going broke. I pay $60/paycheck for mine. But I’m government.

Cookies.

Depends on who you ask. 😂

You might make an appt and talk to Medicaid. They may have a way to help. I just work with wards, so I can’t really offer accurate advice for adults.

Did you talk to someone at the Medicaid office directly? Sometimes there’s loop holes when your employers don’t offer, but you make too much overall.

Then & Now…

Dear Football God, thank you for the Colts win. Please pass along our pleas and dreams to the Basketball God. Pacers fans need redemption after Friday night.

We’d also like discounted sammiches tomorrow, but that’s beside the point.

Colts DUB!

Now I need a Pacers dub to reverse the Friday night bullskeet.

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IT’S ANTHONY RICHARDSON DAY!!!

ROFL! Yea, this youngin’ is going to turn me grey. She’s into EVERYTHING. She also digs out day old poops and plays turd hockey around my apt at 3am. I’m like… girl… 🤣