Tony

I didn’t even like him back when he was hosting that game show or doing lines of coke in Studio 54.

Get those clicks!

Let’s party like we’re on the brink of the depression.

That’s not fair.

Ms. Bezos the 2nd looks like an oligarch whore everywhere, not just at that event.

My booze hounds, Bailey’s Irish and Guinness Draught.

They’re also pinko commie f@gs.

Psst, Melania’s been replaced by an Elon bot. The hat was to cover her radio antennae.

Pass it along. #StepfordVife

The last time that whore a touched a bible was when she was rooting through the nightstand for lube.

My plan for the day is to be sad in bed and then I will seduce a Canadian.

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I was riding that bidet so hard, I almost came. 🫥

Am I’m an illegal alien?

I was born in the US*, but I wasn’t conceived here and if life begins at conception then I’ve been illegal since ’69.

Taking all your monies & SSI bennies, nasty ass OG anchor baby that I am.

*Further, I’m only 1/2 American at (best|worst) since I’m a dual citizen.

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The incoming president is a now a crypto billionaire thanks to a the latest meme-stock created in his name.

When the blockchains are quantum-ly decrypted and easily hackable, losing their ledger status, all the crypto will crash and there’s going to be an army of seething incels terrorizing the US.