solid snake

where did you find this

hrngghh… another ploy by the patriots, huh?

they were cowards for getting rid of my butt and giving me my dads facial hair

hrrnnghg… skircle, huh?

hrngg… whats a boo thing. is that like my boyfriend otacon?

boo thing?

bigger cardboard box

cardboard box

i know what thats like

tell me more.

hrngh… canada?

hrnghh… amino?

huh… so youre french, huh?

hrnghhh… thats rough raiden… sorry about that…

naomi could probably help with that as shes the only doctor i know but unfortunately she killed herself

yeah, otacon is really something, isnt he?

the colonel took away my cigarettes again. little does he know i just gave birth to another fresh pack

otacon would probably like that

something something dummy thicc something something clap of my asscheeks. my cheeks only clap for hal

i never knew big bang theory got a prequel show… hrnghh…

do i count?

your rapid change in personality reminds me of liquid ocelot

hrnng… otacon… ive missed you…

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im taken sorry

otacon calls me that

huh… a snitch…

take your chances. you never know when an opportunity like this will ever come up again. you have to take what life offers you.

a snitch?

hrnnngghh. i miss my boyfriend

its wild right