al the pal

pull up to my assistant manager and accidentally start cat calling

hong kong style milk tea doesn't taste good 💔

legends of avantris... so funny...

Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you

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go to texas roadhouse... go to texas roadhouse...

there is no suffering in this texas roadhouse tonight

i need to get more serious about liking dinosaurs i think

give me a margarita the size of BOTH of my fists please!!!

a tweet from Hunty Otacon (@justlet_melive) u consumed that media so ethically, babe. you're so getting into heaven

calorie counting doesn't exist in texas roadhouse

need to get a charger somewhere oop

maybe he was yelling at the dude to go home and eat? earlier ?

oh yeah now he's yelling at a dude eating on the bus

or maybe...? he's harassing everyone on this bus

SOME OLD GUY BEING REALLY RACIST TO A BLACK WOMAN ON THE TRAIN? she has headphones in so i hope she didn't notice...

we are staying in chinatown which is sick except there's so many hills. also i'm on a bus and i forgot to pay my fare because i didn't know where to tap my card... ill tap on the way out

exploring SF by myself thread day 1

this is mostly so i don't inundate my spouse with texts

me and rowan staring at the open oven which holds the most fucked up chocolate chip cookies you can imagine

locked half of my household out of the laundry room because homemade christmas gifts are brewing

watching bluesky. did this bitch just recreate the atom?

just witnessed someone purchase 900 dollars worth of stuff for an angel tree. good for them!

walking around the clothes section of walmart and a lady politely asks me where the plus size section is. i'm confused bc i know it doesn't look like i work here !!! and then i realize it's because im fat 💔 anyway sorry girl walmart doesn't have a dedicated plus size section

picked up my cat and did the obligatory sniff. then i said "why do you smell like a tide pod"

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me explaining the plot of ice planet barbarians to my spouse

Mulligan, a gray cat, showing no remorse over the human water pitcher.

Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out

i think bathroom stalls are best to be wide but not very long

mom and i are doing angel trees and we were like we will get One for this tree and One for this tree. long story short we have five cards now

why is jared leto's character learning empathy, something that jared leto doesn't even know

dude what is tron even about ? why is jared leto here?