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that's why I moved to France

Turing's souffle

only up to pre-algebra, so good enough for a GED

it's ok, the botulism and beaver fever cancel each other out

I'm American, so yeah

the job you need to worry about it replacing is yours. the consensus building apparatus is the most natural fit for LLMs, and the people who own them are not to be trusted.

the policy framework has a lot of guns defending it

people should absolutely blame Americans for Trump

she has the thigh strength potential to do the funniest thing of all time

got a brand new upright for about $300 3 years ago. apparently they're a store of both perishable food and value.

for fuck's sake just move to Canada if you don't want to tip

no no no you're not supposed to be looking at THOSE rich and politically industrial pedophiles

she's the final boss of trust falls

crazy how the Japanese are able to miniaturize anything. idiots in America are way bigger than that.

now you got me looking for a "whatever happened to Steve Buscemi's apartment in ghost world" video on the you tube

rare case where the drummer smelled the best in the band

Bacchanal is fun, if the Country Club is open and you want to go for a swim and have lunch you can do both there, the Joint is excellent BBQ, and all of these are a short walk to Vaughn's

sorry, I'm too busy giving consideration to the physical violence they have coming

I told my kids I'm totes Wallace-pilled and they said chew-gee, I assume this means I'm very cool

the "colonizer goes native" trope is trotted out every decade or so to great accolades only to become almost immediately culturally irrelevant. there's probably a reason.

sex and gender are different things

sex and gender are different things

we should immediately test this hypothesis on every available billionaire, you know, for the data

my daughter came up with this banger when she was 3:

why is this joke funny?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT ABOUT CHICKENS!

somebody wrote down how you have to create a thing in your image to be considered a proper god a few thousand years ago and now that's just the way it's done

I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out how to add a huge walk-in (definitely not, say, SCUBA-in) guest suite to my house, when I could've just labeled the corner of another room.

there are worse lives. most of em, probably

first name to pop into my head was Willem Dafoe

he batted 1.000, but only got to take five swings.

I live in France, it's mandatory