what could be finer than driving drunk in a convertible with your cat and dog
28.02.2026 04:38 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Real af
18.02.2026 04:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder why
17.02.2026 21:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's some guy who agrees with both of them and says communism is when you starve
17.02.2026 21:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Where's the button to kill both of them
17.02.2026 21:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After work sandwich (ham, two slices of pepper jack, sauteed sweet onions and mustard on white bread) (ignore the gun)
28.01.2026 05:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kristi Noem is a stupid fucking cunt, and Tim Walz, just like many Dems, is an enabler
Voting solves nothing
the average Euro leftie cannot comprehend this image
14.01.2026 18:04 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I will never understand the minds of people who 'despise' fashdorks, wigshats, and cops, but get the ick when they see guns and are happy to hear when the first 2 groups get arrested by the third
14.01.2026 18:01 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
people talking about ideas and theory
i have an idea, how about i snort a few lines off a guy's ass and my theory is if i fuck him hard enough he'll marry me have you thought about that you fuckin nerds
If this is 'rude', then god help the pussyass mod team lmfao
27.12.2025 22:14 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Murray Chrysler, you fucking apemunchers
25.12.2025 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dollar General is crazy because it goes from meeting a teacher from high school to a guy telling me he owns unregistered firearms
23.12.2025 02:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
2002: I am eating a weed brownie and watching jackass
2025: I am eating a weed brownie and watching jackass
Something magical is coming, at the end of the week (link in bio)
17.12.2025 20:44 β π 311 π 47 π¬ 3 π 3For a millisecond i thought this was what Quagmire would look like irl
18.12.2025 05:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FYI for my trans followers in TX - I don't want to stir any fear in you, but this is something to keep tabs on. Sending solidarity and love to y'all. π€
17.12.2025 22:22 β π 82 π 24 π¬ 2 π 2i made some BULLSHIT i forgot to post here
04.12.2025 18:05 β π 72 π 20 π¬ 2 π 0Drew a fucking massive transformer for the Battersea power station shop.
16.12.2025 23:32 β π 585 π 106 π¬ 20 π 5