Alex

You're real for this one, best of luck man

What's good finally uninstalled the horrid bird app, all my mutuals please hold me to this forever thank you

Completely forgot about this app given everything that has happened near the end of 2023, anyways what's good?

Yeah that fucking sucks fr how were they tho

I eat pussy laying low like a sniper
Use my fingers like a flute she call me Peter then I Pipe-her

My mother took Diazepam at 8 years old, I started smoking dank at 14, I only hope my children will be addicted to Gay Furry Wolf Fanfiction instead

Me to my girl when she comes over to get dicked down (She's going to bite down on my shoulder so hard I bleed <333)

Love Dark and Darker PVP, let me hit this guy over the head with a double sided axe, make him keel over like a Muppet. Let me scream into his ears over VOIP as I do, immaculate.

@mben92.bsky.social : "Good little misters deserve treats"

Me : "God let it be an eighth and a new car battery"

Slur replacement project on the unofficial collection (the super based modable one) is good for this

The cart tastes like Honda Odyssey exhaust fumes but still got me faded

Homestuck holds up so well its unbelievable and gives me shivers to this day, I watched two episodes of RWBY and wanted to kill

Live or die the point is to roll thicc. Always

Me asf after a long day at the long day factory

Got fucking bushwookied by a guy named Boingo-Bong

"Its not about the Rubles, batman, its about finishing a Quest"

I! Need! A! Treat! First!!!

OOMF posting Level 3 GYATT on the timeline like we wouldn't all notice, caked up more than a bakery

Fuck Ted Cruz I'll Eat him like a Shrimp

This post goes unbelievably hard keep doing what your doing

You're either my oomf or my OOMF you feel me?

Me in VC : "As a guy with a good ass shaft I appreciate the hentai girth ratios it makes me feel seen"

OOMF : "Dab me up, dab me up right now"

Absolutely imagine the air flow

Sign Crushes Motorist PosPosting

Young mutt-tier statement, real old dogs sleep on Human Beds for the superiority imposed on meatbags

Bitches be like : "Omg I'm puppy!!! :3 :3 :3 look at my wittle tail wag! Want to listen to cumtown? ;3 :P"

Meanwhile I'm considering how good my jaw can clench down on their shoulders and shaking from my contained violence saying some shit like : "uh...y-yeah I think I can give it a try"

Playing tarkov just to feel something