jagosaurus beaver supermoon

and sex panther cologne

accurate

also, barf

dweeb in a hat: me thinks the lady doth protest too much
me, snarling: i protest just the right amount you son of a bitch

you just know they both smell absolutely terrible

NY Mag headline: “'The Book Helping Millennials Decide Whether to Have Kids,' by Sanjena Sathian”

is it Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book?

this is one of my all time favorite tweets and if you'll forgive me being a serious tennis nerd about it for a second, tennis is one of those sports where it's really difficult to overstate how many levels there are between you and the pros

(mini thread)

gosh I would hate that

keep up the good work, everybody

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"

Cervical cancer rates higher in states with low HPV vaccination rates

RFK Jr *lies* when he says cervical cancer risk is increased in women who get the HPV vaccine.

New study: "States with high vaccination rates have seen the biggest drop in cervical cancer, while states with low vaccination rates have had little to no progress"

www.cidrap.umn.edu/human-papill...

I want nothing but the worst for everyone involved in this administration

I love it when the main character on here is someone I cannot abide.

The same way you don't want people bombing you and your loved ones is the same exact thing that other people feel where they live.

"AI layoffs" like Block's are a race to the bottom that have nothing to do with productivity. You won't be replaced by AI, nor a person using AI, because backfills aren't real.

Jack Dorsey is copying the 2023 leadership framework:
- overhire
- lay everyone off
- pretend it's because of AI productivity gains
- stock go up

The layoff victims were some of the most productive, AI-pilled people in the company, but it didn't save them, because that's not what it was about.

goddamn

ಠ_ಠ

That’s the point and I won’t shut up about it. FAFO as they now like to say.

it’s wild how everyone hates Fetterman (correctly) and there’s a guy running who’s basically holding a huge I’m The Next Fetterman sign and it hasn’t slowed him down at all

“But what if we gave the One Ring better training?”

Rare ‘blood moon’ total lunar eclipse to loom over North America, Australia and New Zealand Eclipse will feature a deep, coppery-red full moon on 3 March, with scientists predicting the best times to see it

sure fine whatever

www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

FFS noooooooo

sorry i missed your text, are you still bombing iran from the blanket fort

Terrifying if literal: An Ass Clown.

YEAH.

I just threw together a website visualizing this ICE contract data! You can browse through the companies and their contracts, and filter them by state micahflee.github.io/ice-contracts/

we are days away from a sex tape of graham platner fucking the corpse of hitler to coincide with an appearance on wait wait don't tell me

Every day in 2026 is like opening a tube of biscuit dough

Someone needs to find a way for you to catch up on 40 years of sleep, in one single, gift-from-the-gods power nap.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.