Oz 9 Podcast

DO NOT CLOSE MY LOOPHOLES

For the millions- ok, for the half-dozen of you clamoring to know when ep 120 is coming out, can I give you a firm "by the end of the year"? #Oz9 #YodellingGoats #YesISaidYodellingGoats #AreYouStillWithMe? #Weirdo.

Listen to the Cryptid. They’re very dangerous when ignored. Just sayin.

Poor Sweden. It’s had a rough 7 years.

I will never let it be said because I'm not sure I fully understand it, but it sounds complimentary, so, thanks! ;)

I fear it's more fortitude from listeners than from producers, but we are fortunate for certain. :) Thanks!

And thanks, as ever, to @butteredtoastinbed.bsky.social for our annual reminder. :)

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a party hat and holding a cupcake . Alt: Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean blowing out a candle on a cupcake with his usual rubber-faced charm. Also he's wearing a blue party hat, but seriously, he could have chosen something more exciting.

Hey, Oz 9 turned 7 today! Which probably explains all the fart jokes.

Cowardice.

a man is standing in a kitchen with chips and salsa pants on the table . Alt: While the AI-created description was so bad as to be funny, this image is Joey from Friends demonstrating the elastic belt of his "chips and salsa pants." Joey is me. That is all.

The under-respected economic theory of "trickle down salsa." I know it well.

Sweet!

I think you could do better if you actually want results.... :) This is so fabulous, thank you!!

Fanart is such a gift. Thank you, Bek!!

Oh, there'll be pics. Just prolly not of me. ;)

Thoughts on dressing up as your own character as a sort of cosplay Halloween because you're lazy and a teensy bit vain?

Space monkeys are a special bunch of bananas, that's for sure. :) So happy you're among us.

Lovely and heartbreaking.

Yea, I'm plugging the merch for my absolute favourite podcast, the ever fabulous Oz-9 💜
Worth every penny, and now they have a RedBubble store to make things easier for folk outside of America 🥰
If you don't already listen to the show, definitely go check them out.
Just don't annoy the Narrators.

Yeah, it's kudfee, which is seriously grotesque, but at least it's bitter and horrible.

Kudfee!

Too Late (white) by oz9 Oh, just figure it out.

The world may feel bleak, but at least there's still silly, overpriced merch.
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Oz 9 It's Spring 2142 (a Tuesday), and Gated Galaxies has launched its 400 Oz-8000 ships, each carrying 50,000 "resting guests" to, hopefully, a new home on a shiny, brand-new planet. Except this whole "te...

Blah blah blah #newepisode would someone make me some coffee? I mean, who do I have to shoot out an airlock to get some roasted bean juice around here????
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Hello! And amen to the "horror of writing." I mean, come ON. :)

Me, on an average Tuesday.

I think the smell inside those plastic masks are the cause of many of our adult ailments.

Oh yeah, sorry, forgot to mention we have a new episode out. Thanks as ever, Twigs!

Oh, gosh! I didn't recognize you without ehhhh... a face, I guess. :) Lovely to meet you too! Next meetup, we must grab a quiet corner and talk about writing horror. I am in awe.

Big fan of much comedy AF! Three of my faves are Oblivity, Mission: Rejected, and Elaine's Cooking for the Soul.

Never argue with someone who has "vampire," "blood" and "doll" in their handle.

Wow. We are both astonished and terrified to see this comment. Thank you!