Fungocrat

Me and the boys milling around in a parking lot, unconsciously arranging ourselves into the optimal packing of 17 squares into a larger square.

Came back late to grab something from work and caught the boss folding up the office like a cardboard box and packing it into the boot of her car

Lunch and rumors of lunch...

It has syntax, it's just that it's the mathematical dual of standard parallel syntax.

The way seafood restaurants should work is that you pick an animal and they serve you only things which make up part of that animal's diet.

Pilot over the intercom: behold.

Alright I'm back on The Bus.

I am not currently on The Bus so I will need to pause until on The Bus again.

People ask me, "Having a hot dog and a coffee while waiting for The Bus - does this glorify the Lord?". And the answer is Yes.

If you are driving a car and become angered by a bus this should be a You Must Change Your Life moment. The gentleness of this great beast, and its great indifference, should reveal you to yourself.

Some guy in an expensive car is honking at The Bus for going slow. You mistake yourself.

What a fine day to have traversed the length of the City of Merri-bek twice before the heat of the afternoon sets in.

Having a coffee and a hot dog at the cafe near the bus stop while waiting for The Bus Home. A fine way to spend the morning.

The skies are clement, soft sun through a gauze of clouds. The children are elsewhere and I've got four hours for an hour's worth of errands. A beautiful morning to join my fellow man on The Bus.

That's the way to do it. If you own the crane you can just take containers off of any boat that travels under you. #legaladvice

Getting a lot of community opposition from soi-disant environmentalists to the public charging infrastructure for my new invention, The Car That Runs On Vital Essences. Progress has many foes.

I've done it again. Sitting on a log which is part of a circle of logs with a smaller circle of rocks in the centre.

Blew my three leg parlay on omenbook, I got calf with the face of a man and a clap of thunder in a clear sky but no fucking two hawks fighting which is crazy because I figured hawks were always fighting

Ah, cardinals - les oiseaux bisexuaux...

Just want to let you know that I misread this post and thought you wrote that male cardinals were "bisexuaux", an innovative plural.

Fish swim after the thaw

You just have to avoid the trap of thinking the current major business models are logically necessary consequences of the technology, which is assumed by the arguments of the dumbest haters and the dumbest boosters.

If you have trouble falling asleep, imagine a human figure that represents your wakeful self. It is you, but shorn of reflection, patience, the capacity to dream. Now imagine yourself killing them with unrestrained violence, absolute brutality, straight up blunt force destruction.

roses red
grasses green
qing dynasty
crab tureen

You're leveraging the principle of explosion to reason to your desired endpoint from a self-contradiction inherent in the theory. Really the more fundamental the self-contradiction the better.

I would love to be in a lobby. My pattern of life these days means I spend no time in lobbies. It is a thing I miss.

Perhaps they would avoid madness if there were an outlet for the contradictions they suppress?

Got expelled from the office program where we "shadow" a member of the leadership team for a day. Apparently you're not supposed to be their dark twin, enacting the desires they cannot acknowledge even to themselves they possess.

I was pretty excited for my first day of employment there and was not really expecting the sores and boils and fire from heaven upon my house. My fault for never hearing the name spoken aloud I guess.

Aged care megatherium.