Fungocrat

Life on Earth developed itself to create and sustain the perfect creature: the earthworm. As an ancillary work, Life developed Man to understand and admire the earthworm.

It's unfortunate that Charles Darwin died when he did, before he could complete what would've been his life's work: understanding worms.

I've got things to do in the driveway. You understand me son? I've got business in the driveway.

Get printed t shirts with a still from the body cam footage.

Once you achieve enough Beyond Points it grants you dissipation. It's like release from samsara.

Beyond Identity. Merge into the undistinguished mass. Dissipate and flow.

The relevant AI flaw is sycophancy, not hallucination.

The effect on self-represented litigation is 10% greater access to justice for people who otherwise wouldn't be able to put a case together for their real issue, 90% court-choking slop.

At least in Australia LLMs are being used massively by self-represented litigants, and causing a massive rise in the number of such litigants (who generally have no real prospect of success). This is overwhelming some courts. The fake citations issue seems to have subsided.

Sous les pavés, panneaux solaires chinois

Immune to all attacks when crouched and charging its beam weapon. Very dangerous.

Based on the geometry I actually think it would focus the screams into a terrifying sonic beam.

A knock-knock joke written by my two-year-old:

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Dog."
"Dog who?"
"Dead. I think it's a dead dog."

Me and the boys milling around in a parking lot, unconsciously arranging ourselves into the optimal packing of 17 squares into a larger square.

Came back late to grab something from work and caught the boss folding up the office like a cardboard box and packing it into the boot of her car

Lunch and rumors of lunch...

It has syntax, it's just that it's the mathematical dual of standard parallel syntax.

The way seafood restaurants should work is that you pick an animal and they serve you only things which make up part of that animal's diet.

Pilot over the intercom: behold.

Alright I'm back on The Bus.

I am not currently on The Bus so I will need to pause until on The Bus again.

People ask me, "Having a hot dog and a coffee while waiting for The Bus - does this glorify the Lord?". And the answer is Yes.

If you are driving a car and become angered by a bus this should be a You Must Change Your Life moment. The gentleness of this great beast, and its great indifference, should reveal you to yourself.

Some guy in an expensive car is honking at The Bus for going slow. You mistake yourself.

What a fine day to have traversed the length of the City of Merri-bek twice before the heat of the afternoon sets in.

Having a coffee and a hot dog at the cafe near the bus stop while waiting for The Bus Home. A fine way to spend the morning.

The skies are clement, soft sun through a gauze of clouds. The children are elsewhere and I've got four hours for an hour's worth of errands. A beautiful morning to join my fellow man on The Bus.

That's the way to do it. If you own the crane you can just take containers off of any boat that travels under you. #legaladvice

Getting a lot of community opposition from soi-disant environmentalists to the public charging infrastructure for my new invention, The Car That Runs On Vital Essences. Progress has many foes.