Lee Aaron Rosen

“By the power of Grayskull!”

What is Xenu Fouls Bodies Odiously?

This.
Is.
Brilliant.

What is a horsefly?

Brett Kavanaugh’s Racial Profiling Opinion Is Looking Sillier By the Day Kavanaugh said that immigration agents “promptly” release people after determining that they are legal U.S. residents. They don’t.

Kavanaugh recently suggested immigration stops are no big deal if you're a legal resident bc ICE just promptly releases you

That is not, in fact, what ICE does

He invents a fiction bc the reality of the policies he supports is too disturbing for him to imagine

ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/brett...

What is the Twilight fan base?

My WWII vet grandfather used it for the rest of his life after retiring from the service, and so did everyone like him.

What is The Ayn Rand Variety Hour?

Decades later, at his Supreme Court confirmation hearing, Reggie vehemently denied ever having touched Midge, even breaking down in tears at one point.

Me gustan el Hombre Robotico y el Hombre Negativo

What is hog intestines?

The Tall Man from “Phantasm” holding one of his deadly flying spheres

The late Henry Gibson, the delightful actor born as James Bateman

Klein: I think, from your perspective and from my perspective, we probably don’t believe hugely different things. But a huge amount of the country, a majority of the country, believes things about [edit: the jews], about what policy should be toward [edit: the jews], about what language is acceptable to [edit: the jews], that we would see as fundamentally and morally wrong. And what politically — not in a column or something, but politically — should our relationship with those people be? Do we win them over? Do we compromise with them? This feels like a very salient question. The Republican Party is going to make sure this is a relentlessly salient question.

i took a stab at editing ezra klein’s most recent comments about trans people and electoral politics to make a point often lost by the american liberal commentariat

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Crappy as he was, we will never have another mayor as consistently and unintentionally hilarious as Eric Adams. Dude is what would happen if the Naked Gun movies took human form

The jodhpurs hold colostomy bags on each side.

I LOLed at “Golf polo capital of the world”

What is the tabloid press?

Devon Samus would be a badass name

It was also a great education for an actor. Esther Rolle and John Amos (along with Carroll O’Connor and Jean Stapleton in All in the Family) were giving me masterclasses on the daily.

When I was 16 years old, I was ill and bedridden for a few months. I watched a LOT of Good Times in syndication as I convalesced. It was as important a cultural education (before it got too Dy-no-MITE heavy) as any I’ve ever had.

This is Gail Simone-level trolling

What is actually meaningful structural change?

Square to square: trust me, you know ‘em when you see ‘em

Yes, and also Nowlan inking absolutely anybody else, too. I can’t think of another inker in all of comics history who consistently makes EVERY great penciler look even better. What a gift to comics he is.

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

Who is Fabulysses S. Grant?

Hopefully the biggest one will be Kenvue vs. the U.S. for slander.

“The best small government is the big kind” - Mirror Universe Yogi Berra, probably