🌿 .｡*ﾟJay .*.｡ ☁️🕊

I've never felt more like myself then when I'm ushering a small animal to come closer to me

He put his genes in my box call that a punnett square

Kendrick Lamar just brought bellbottom jeans back into style I'm so happy

You'll have to pry this bottle of cinnamon sugar from my cold dead hands

Every time I remember ginger people have red pubes I laugh outloud

What's that saying? "Adopt don't shop"?

You should be one of those guys that swallow fire on stage

This is fire

I did this again today. It's never not funny

Nothing is worse than hearing a man say he 'wants cuddles'

I'm waiting for a Lethal Company ARG

When is it my turn to have an unstable, emotionally abusive girlfriend?

This picture is badass

She blew me through the monitor call that desktop

Whoever invented everything bagel needs they pussy ate

The fact this got 0 likes is very telling. You're all puffin haters.

First fart of the new year

I'm making small talk with the gas station clerk and say, "haha this is like my third doughnut this week!"

and he goes, "is that a lot for you normally? 😒"

dude.

Free will means gluing googly eyes on things

I would've absolutely freaked it at club in the 70s

how it felt to look up 'girls kissing' for the first time in 2014

Real

Hugely underappreciated

derp xP

This is why I practice fireball 100 times each morning and 100 times each night bruh 🤣🤙

I take it back, she'd be a Snivy... how did i not see it before 😫

I love commenting "I just looked at this guy's post history and umm ???" under random peoples posts

Someone teased me for smiling at my phone saying "oooh who're you talking tooo?" but I was looking at frog pictures on pinterest

two people shake hands in front of a mountain ALT: two people shake hands in front of a mountain

fellow joltik lover...