I hope the American education system hasnβt fallen apart enough that people donβt know what a maul is. Yβall are all joking, right?
03.03.2026 17:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope the American education system hasnβt fallen apart enough that people donβt know what a maul is. Yβall are all joking, right?
03.03.2026 17:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would give my life to hear @matthewmercer.bsky.social do Dracula Flow in drifters voice.
13.02.2026 03:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A picture of a grey cat resting his head on a young womanβs chest, in a way that looks like heβs grabbing her breast.
Why is my cat such a pervert?
21.01.2026 23:41 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Painting of a female Space Marine in silver and gold armour. A text accompanies it, saying: βApparently GW have released some models of Female Custodes and some of the "fans" are losing their rag at this modern change... Here is Sister Slegehammer, who I painted in 1989....β
There is a small black and white image showing a busy street in a dirty futuristic city, from the world of Warhammer 40k. In the bottom left corner, we can see the character from the painting in the previous picture. The text accompanying the picture goes: βBackstory to this is that Sister Sledgehammer was my version of a female "Space Marine" - Ste Tappin had drawn one in Rogue Trader and I liked the idea. I put her in two of my BW illos. In 1989 I was peeved that I'd been typecast at GW as a BW illustrator and I painted this to show Studio I could also handle colour work. Despite initial encouragement, when I finished her they said they only wanted "action shots" not "casual" scenes and declined it!! Original is Gouache and inks on board about A1 size. Here's one of her earlier appearances.....β
Cool to see Tony Hough weighing in on the βFEMSTODES ARE NOT CANONβ babies, with a painting of a female Space Marine from all the way back in Rogue Trader days when he worked at GW.
#nerdlings
#warhammer40k
#warhammer
My measurements say Iβm a d cup but I donβt feel like a d cup.
19.12.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A screenshot showing a mini βpaintedβ with ai
A screenshot showing some comments under the post with the original poster.
A screenshot showing some comments under the post with the original poster - boasting a special touch with ai
people are βpaintingβ minis with ai nowβ¦ itβs depressing & they answer comments like itβs some kinda βskillβ. they used to actually paint but now just churn this out for likes?
many people wonβt realise & will just assume that the person painted it, cos why wouldnβt you?
be careful out there π
Iβm alive too keep tormenting you
11.12.2025 23:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Battle sisters are so cool. #warhammer40k
11.12.2025 13:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I scared the student nurse who had to do my ekg today with how shameless I am. I knew I had to get an EKG so I stripped down without a thought because having done a ton myself I knew how annoying it can be to place leads around bras. He looked so embarrassed with how fast I stripped. Oops.
18.11.2025 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is no force in the known universe that would be able to pry me from Invisigal if she were to engage me in coitus.
17.11.2025 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On god?
08.11.2025 01:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0James Workshop please. I already play Death Guard. You canβt do this to me, Iβm already broke. I canβt afford a second Nurgle armyβ¦.
08.11.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sheβs coming together. #warhammer40k #slaanesh
06.11.2025 03:59 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I made an impulse purchase. Slaaneshy Knight ready to get painted. #warhammer #warhammer40k #chaosknights #slaanesh
29.10.2025 22:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Big Mek I painted for Orktober next to the first mini I painted. Iβve come a long way but Iβve got so much more to learn. #warhammer #warhammer40k #orks #orktober
12.10.2025 19:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1If we're sharing couples art I absolutely have to share my favourite commission ever, this wedding cake topper. Commissioned by the bride it depicts her and her groom as 40k characters. Kitbashed sculpted and repositioned, I even got them to hold hands. I would LOVE to do another. π
08.10.2025 19:11 β π 80 π 17 π¬ 5 π 0An Ork big Mek miniature that is partially painted, with green skin and red armor
What have you all started on for Orktober? Iβm working on a Big Mek. #warhammer #warhammer40k #ork
03.10.2025 16:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We ride for the Vermindoom. #skaven #warhammer #ageofsigmar
29.09.2025 17:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Managed to pick up all the boarding action terrain and rulebook, the Yncarne, a Lokhust Heavy Destroyer, Namarti Thralls, Ishrann Soulrender, a Verminlord and a Doomwheel for under $300 today. Itβs been a good day. #warhammer
28.09.2025 04:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am absolutely obsessed with peacemaker. Vigilante is my favorite DCU character.
26.09.2025 06:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our car broke down :(
17.09.2025 01:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh I see. League of Legends is just admitting they canβt figure out how to balance their heroes.
16.09.2025 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know my Sons of Charybdiss are burgundy butβ¦ it felt fitting for Heβstans body guards to be traditional Salamanders. So hereβs a company champion. I think Iβm getting sick because I canβt see straight anymore but Iβm mostly satisfied. #warhammer40k #salamanders #spacemarines
12.09.2025 04:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today I learned that America cuts you off after the seventh wife.
09.09.2025 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finished up a Gravis Captain for my Sons of Charybdiss, a Salamanders successor chapter. #warhammer40k #salamanders #spacemarines
03.09.2025 19:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel attacked by this
11.08.2025 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A miniature of an Ork Dakka jet
3 Killa Kan miniatures. One is jumping, one is sitting, and one is tripping.
Finished building these today. I think Iβm getting Ork pilled. #orks #warhammer40k
10.08.2025 07:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got a set of Tau stickers from @sgtlonely.bsky.social these are such high quality!
05.08.2025 01:33 β π 29 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0A girl in mime make up and a striped shirt
Feeling cute, might put up some invisible walls later idk
31.07.2025 18:24 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Get a corporate job they said. Itβll pay big bucks they said. Youβll have power and respect they said.
Yet here I am dressed as a mime at 6 am on a Thursday.
Hon hon hon.