Dan Harlow

For the sake of my brain, I’m not on here much. I’m more active writing snarky movie reviews on Letterboxd and posting my dumb hobby photography on Instagram. You can find me @danielkharlow on both of those.

If we could get more specific, I'd say Williamsburg is like Facebook and Bushwick is like Tumblr.

Burning Man is a big red flag for me when it comes to any person, period.

Erin Brock rocks my socks- can’t go wrong with Soderbergh!

A middle-aged white guy’s hand holding the book of My Prisoner And Other Stories by Tyler McAndrew. The book’s cover has a sinister watercolor illustration of a pale blue hand engulfing a woman’s equally blue face.

Can’t wait to sink my teeth into this. Congrats @tyler-m.bsky.social !!

Exactly- between that AND what happens with Rory in the sequel series, there’s a weird puritanical “punish ambitious young women” streak in GG I didn’t notice until I got some distance from it.

Lane should’ve stayed with him!!

Hi! I will never subscribe to your Substack.

Can’t wait to get this sucker in my mailbox

Oh this? This is an automation tool we created 5 years ago, which we're now rebranding as "AI" to give the impression that we're still growing as a business.

Not gonna lie, my first thought was “hackers will get into the bidet settings.”

…that said, having an AC I can control from my phone is a game changer for my summer comfort.

Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

I didn’t learn until today that the blending of idioms is called a malaphor: “you’ve opened this can of worms- now lie in it.”

The birdcage is great! And it’s been memed to death, but I still love the talking raptor haha

The first is obviously a classic, but I have to defend the winking schlock of JP3 just a little.

Exactly- if your town has a stop on the Metro North, then it’s not really upstate to me.

I am simply begging companies to stop replacing search bars that work perfectly well with AI chat bars that don't

I’ve tried over the years to outline the different areas of New York state to folks in NYC and it always gets boiled down to “so you guys are the woods basically?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

My apartment started flooding at 9:30pm and I’m finally finishing up cleaning the debris at 2am. Living in a “charming” old building is so dumb sometimes.

This feels very targeted at @philmcandrew.bsky.social and @regrethorse.bsky.social

Do Not Publish Your Designs on the Web with Figma Sites… …Unless you want to fail all the WCAGs, create litigation risk, close off opportunities in Europe, engage in reputational harm, and oh yeah, throw up barriers to your customers and users. What am I…

“Do not publish your designs on the web with Figma sites unless you want to fail all the WCAGs, create litigation risk, close off opportunities in Europe, engage in reputational harm, and oh yeah, throw up barriers to your customers and users.”

adrianroselli.com/2025/05/do-n... #a11y

Oh god I have to spend the rest of my life with myself and the font choices I’ve made

A lotta guys post about being on the SomethingAwful forums like they were in 'Nam

Currently at the “maybe Ted Kaczynski had some good points” stage of dealing with AI in my job search.

Couldn’t get a good photo of this absolute dingus I saw on his bike, but he was an early 20s white guy in a Sun Ra shirt who looked soooooo pleased with himself

Blind him with spicy brown mustard

With any luck Andrew Cuomo will die before his independent run like a real Italian American- choking to death on deli meat.

In Real Life by RIP Dunes on Apple Music Song · 2023 · Duration 4:58

There’s a phaser on this song’s guitar solo (around the 1:41 mark) that is so deliberately obnoxious that I can’t help but respect it.

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Love how I have to dedicate so much time to job hunting and very little time to things that matter i.e. spitting in the open windows of cars parked in bike lanes.

(Dave Grohl voice) therrrre gooooes myyyyy herooooo