That’s a requirement to be accepted into the ranks of ICE
17.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(deformed, withered penises)
16.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Getting a lot of use of this one over on Twitter
17.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pete Hegseth is a drunk
16.02.2026 13:14 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I blame monotheistic religions giving penises more rights than vaginas.
16.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Penises are responsible for so much of the world’s evil.
16.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1Most embarrassing US administration ever.
15.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love Animal Crossing. @makeitsnow.bsky.social
14.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not good enough. Nuke her.
13.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You really really REALLY have to read the whole thing.
13.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 1998 🔁 565 💬 170 📌 30She is my queen.
13.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i will never vote for gavin newsom but i’d vote for AOC
13.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 1
🎶Waiting
Watching this guy
He’s dressed like a slob
It’s 4 o clock
He’s such a cock
Such a cock
Voting
To fund ICE
And MAGA bullshit
Now that’s not nice
He’s supposed to be
A GD Dem.
A GD Dem
Can’t trust a Fetterman
Can’t trust a Fetterman🎶
I can’t remember what we’re talking about
12.02.2026 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet I can do it again tomorrow
12.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s now been over 5 years and watch this: person, woman, man, camera, TV. I should be the GD President of the United States. @makeitsnow.bsky.social
12.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I had one wish and it would come true, it would be for the Oxford comma to be universally applied. I doubt I’d ever be sad again.
12.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Average cosplayer: Time to go to the grocery store.
*puts on robes*
** dons mage hat **
*** grabs wizards staff ***
They only prosecute pedos when the Dow is under 50,000
12.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope that crazy account from a few days ago didn’t block me @makeitsnow.bsky.social
12.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
WRONG!
They start by stretching their calves!!!!
Do you get it???
How do veal butchers warm up each morning?
@assbott.bsky.social
Wanna know something crazy about Woody Allen, a man who is mentioned over 7000 times in the Epstein files? He literally married his own daughter. Wow. Yikes.
12.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Smoking the weed that makes you gay as fuck
11.02.2026 06:23 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Me gusta mucho la piedra nino.
11.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No me gusta el conejo malo ☹️ @assbott.bsky.social
11.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
*Latino MAGA voice watching the Super Bowl*
No me gusta el conejo malo! Quiero que mirar la piedra nino!
Here comes a damn stupid tweet but it makes me laugh…
11.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Presumably, if nothing else, Howard Lutnick is not allowed to be around primary schools.
11.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0