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@omghi.bsky.social

disgraced academic, licensed fiend, world heavyweight champion ket scab (2020-present), pseudo-canadian.

38 Followers  |  34 Following  |  74 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023  |  1.9022

Latest posts by omghi.bsky.social on Bluesky

estrogel in one palm, testogel in the other.

what happens when i clap

12.10.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I be back around Jan or something:^)

miss u too🩢

17.08.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my xeets will be unearthed one day for an outrΓ© exhibitition hoping to capture the instantiation of a 2 like banger

16.08.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

type shit I been on

16.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I was born to be a mother"
I say downing domperidone with a glass of wine

06.08.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think bluesky should have it's waluigi counterpart to grok.
instead of being mechahitler, korg could be like a really horny Deleuzian...

10.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being a white trans woman in Asia is great because sometimes old ladies will look at me funny and ask "are you girl, or boy???"

and I say, "ladyboy" and they'll cheer and clap

17.06.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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alternatively:

08.03.2024 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me on too high a dose of Adderall after 3 hours sleep ready to write a grant application asking for Β£100,000

08.03.2024 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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(at rock bottom): at least things can only go up from here right :^) ?
(KCL):

27.02.2024 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro..

24.02.2024 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

got comment section full of transphobia on a popular tiktok lol.
one of them said
"that's a bloke in a dress"
I'm wearing pants..

24.02.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

btw, the king has cancer (NOT PROSTATE CANCER! they just found the cancer while poking around his prostate but ITS NOT PROSTATE CANCER OKAY)
πŸ€΄πŸ»πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

05.02.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was playing pool and some rando dude bought me a jaegar bomb because I "have a beautiful fat ass"
#blessed #transrights

19.01.2024 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegas HATES her with this one easy trick!

04.01.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*bids for connection*
shit
*bids for connection*
fuck
hold on
*goes to the ATM*
put it all on RED BABYYY
damn...
hey have they got complimentary coffee in here? ok cool, thanks

04.01.2024 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"real G's move in silence like lasagna" I say to myself, unmoving in bed for the 365th day in a row

02.01.2024 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss human connection. being weird n distant from everyone isn't as much fun as it sounds

23.11.2023 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's just a rare letter that has been lost to time

25.10.2023 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's too late, I look like this now

25.10.2023 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

might give it a try, have original trigun on my list too

25.10.2023 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess βœŒοΈπŸ˜”

25.10.2023 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she laugh tale on my one piece til I joyboy

25.10.2023 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been watching one piece since February and am finally caught up. don't know what to do with myself now

25.10.2023 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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dolls on bluesky after going to a rave

22.10.2023 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

they bang. used leftover Ragu from lasagne as nacho topping

19.10.2023 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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and they were... bumping nasty

18.10.2023 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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