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@christopholes.bsky.social

he/him mid 30s views are my own and do not represent my employer. SDET. Notorious Thing Disliker. Atheist. Tired. Bitter.

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Against the storm good

17.11.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Self portrait w/Costco Chicken Bake

November 2025

16.11.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

15.11.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3226    ๐Ÿ” 766    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 255    ๐Ÿ“Œ 900
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For those wondering how you get on and off a penny-farthing.

*A guy walking by said to his companion, โ€œThat looks incredibly dangerous.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…

16.11.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 944    ๐Ÿ” 186    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

well. that solves that problem!

16.11.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wake up, eat breakfast, go back to sleep, I think my cat has the right idea.

16.11.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 422    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh it's my brother

16.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also hell yeah I got a bike ride in today

16.11.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Telling my cat he is a fantastic feline friend

16.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good movie

16.11.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somewhere someone is beginning to type a column called โ€œNewsom/Taylor Greene 2028? Why this odd pairing might be exactly what America needsโ€

16.11.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1561    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

Watching Ghandi for some reason

15.11.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And then at 6am walking through Murder Alley to start their shift at the Child Mutilation Factory.

15.11.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"this much flavour would kill a victorian child"

Y'all, victorian children were doing three shots of laudanum before a nice bowl of frosted cocaine flakes for breakfast.

15.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has been actual effort posting. we now return to moodswings, art I like, and reskeeting other people's better posts.

15.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tl;DR if a group is given the choice of what marker to shed, religion, food, or language, language is the one that makes the most sense to drop, especially if you moved there, rather than their border moving over you. A significant difference between say, Hungarians in Romania versus the US.

15.11.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cultural identity and religion are very strongly linked, but they are not synonymous, despite the attempts of both states and religions over the centuries.
There is also the role of individual agency. People tend to believe in their own religion.

15.11.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assimilation in a country that has no codified state religion, and who's de facto dominant religion has a plethora of subgroups, means it is *easier* to maintain the religion of your origin than your language, especially if that religion is a subgroup of the larger umbrella.

15.11.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They seem to think religion and nationalism are intrinsically linked, when one long, *long* predates the other as a concept. Also the role of a state religion, or lack of one. Also inherently linking evangelism to imperialism, which while the two are related, are separate.

15.11.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is almost as if you're looking at things through the wrong lens </esoteric dash commentary>

15.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fo- five. five shrews tall.

15.11.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2721    ๐Ÿ” 669    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

???
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nope nope today is over, I'm out

15.11.2025 05:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately Taco Bell decree:
Where Blast, the Baja river, ran
So everyone across the land
ย ย ย Could live both mรกs and free

22.01.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 672    ๐Ÿ” 200    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

im sad

15.11.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dusted off my old Microraptor rig for a nice little hour-long animation practice

22.10.2024 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2280    ๐Ÿ” 586    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The Midwest yearns for more train

15.11.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So:
1) Absolutely an all-time stupid Jacobin post (and that's saying something) but
2) This was written by Eugene Debs in, like, 1919 but
3) It is wrong - feudal lords absolutely did go to war, personally and frequently (though armored, on horseback, with retainers, less likely to end up dead).

15.11.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 473    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

15.11.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2751    ๐Ÿ” 851    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

Used to be that you needed years of occult training and initiation into the proper rituals to do this, but now any yahoo with $9.99 a month can engage the Dark Prince.

More evidence of devaluing expertise.

14.11.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TV show idea:

Get a bunch of 'alpha male' influencer types and have them make a table from scratch in a workshop. No help, no advice. Just tools and materials and harsh judges.

14.11.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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