Omari Softwick

Imagine going on a couple's show with your gay friend that you never met in over 2+ years, flirt with another person incessantly, deny your "partner" intimacy, and eventually break up on the show...all to promote yourself as a sex coach 🤯

Not even worried bout the story they believe. I'm just tryna have peace of mind.

I should have listened to my head the first time.

You're gonna make me the villain, and I'll be that.

Today is a better day than yesterday, and I'm grateful.

It's some shit im taking to the grave, no matter how many friends I got.

I mean, im no stand-up comedian, but...

Completely forgot I don't really like threads at all. I been sharing my thoughts in the wrong place 😂

Always remember that people are often, if not always, the hero of their own stories. Very rarely do we see ourselves as anything less than well-meaning, objective, and transparent individuals.

I may not say shit, but please know that I peep shit.

Should I change my pfp? 🤔

Not true....i skeeted twice just this morning 🤭

You don't fw me fr

People swear they want reciprocity but when they get nonchalant back, they wonder why.

I respect that. 🏏

Im hanging on by a thread. Honestly. Truly.

There's still time to make it right. 😌

Nah...im ungodly tired rn. Like I could curl up into a ball and take the best nap of my life rn.

Now why would you do this?! 😭😭 I had such high hopes for you.

It's gotta be crack they smoking

I don't trust myself to crash out. Cuz I don't trust that I'll ever be made whole again.

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be happy fr

I been tired all day

Bet! I'll let you know where I stay

I might go to the Uncle Nearest Distillery for my birthday in Jan.

And then after that?

Depends on where you at lol

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