Pjörk

“24 karat gold-plates Laburbur” to the tune of 24 karat magic by Bruno Mars.

This queen behind me

Juno Birch screenshots out of context are just completely insane. I love her ❤️

Congratulations and welcome to the chip club!

Ethel Cain. That’s it. That’s the Skeet.

Don’t sleep on putting sriracha on a mango. 10/10 experience.

I had a really good skeet and autocorrect fucked it up

I have a Substack. If anyone cares about that garbage, I’ll list the link.

My husband: Oh shit. This song is a banger. *Turns up the volume on The Sims 2*

What is she thinking about?

Sitting down to pee while eating a yogurt like god intended.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

I just had a 25 minute nosebleed and ruined my shirt 😭

Sitting down to pee but smiling.

Hey guys. Been going through it over the past couple of weeks (well months), but I’m doing ok. Just sitting down to pee. That’s all.

Meet me in the portapotty if you’re bumpin’ that.

QT you and your flag(s)

Cause I didn’t have exact change at the gas station and I had to break a $50 bill. That whole ordeal just left me wanting to kiss a man.

He got up and ran like 0.5 seconds afterwards

Just about to leave to go see Björk DJ in Brooklyn

Here’s Why the Trees on Your Street Smell Like Semen That cummy smell comes from a flowering deciduous tree called Pyrus calleryana, better known in Australia as the ornamental pear.

It finally smells like spring, the cum flowers are in full bloom here in Cardiff!

I swear to fucking god

I’m sitting on my vape, aren’t I?

He’s never looked better.

I have a lot of questions.

Susan

What a weird cat

Great list! One of the best Xiu Xiu albums for sure!

Halp

Defeated me in a shark blanket

I bought an extra large shark blanket, but it turns out that an XL shark blanket doesn’t fit an entire me.

Man who desperately needs a haircut attempts to look cute in a selfie

Hey. Has anyone seen my vape?