#trainwatch is over. Why don’t I go home. Chippy Tea incoming. (Nae chips)

No fucking about here. I’m 100% getting off at #Haymarket too tired to care. Taxi from here. #trainwatch draws to a close.

Potentially back in shree weeks. If you can contain yirsel til then.

Just passed through #Lockerbie. Nae stopping. But who fuckin dunnit?!!!

🇱🇾👀

#trainwatch / #planewatch

That was meant to say moaning.

Here we. Here we. Here we fucking go!!!!

#carlisle does look better in the dark. Just thinking I’ve not had a good Cumberland sausage for a while. Will need to get to the butchers.

Anyway #trainwatch is about to reach the best small country in the world.

Vote Yes an all that.

Hoping the next time I’m in #penrith I’m going to centros paracas - On holiday. Just need to be able to afford it. (Buys lottery ticket)

Next stop is the last in engerland. Nice to get back.

#trainwatch

#oxenholme not been here since the days of regular Manchester trips on the Trans-penine. Dunno if they need to rename that rail operator now we can’t be ‘woke’ any more. #trainwatch

Bombing through #Lancaster. A wee shout out to the wee won the war nostalgia freaks from the old country (twitter)

#trainwatch

No place for an ordinary boy. And I think they play crickets here. Get. Me. Hame. 🏏

#preston #trainwatch

Looks like we’re going straight through #preston Nae time to check in on Hecky. See if he’s still at the wheel or is he’s wearing that green cardi/jumper thing. #trainwatch

Got kicked oot of the twitter methadone there. #Warrington has been and gone. #trainwatch is about to get busy.

And we’re through #crewe. Never doubted you for a minute.

Take. Me. Hame.

No cancellation announcements as we pull in to #Crewe. Has the new driver arrived? Will the current one finish their shift? Big questions here @avantiwestcoast.bsky.social #trainwatch

#Stafford in the daylight actually looked better than last night. Managed to get unpacked for working on the train. (Drinks carriage is too far away) 😂🍻

(No further delays. Yet)

#trainwatch

Leaving #Wolvo @avantiwestcoast.bsky.social reckon we’ll get to Edinburgh in one go this time? #trainwatch

I’m not comfort eating.
You are.
Snacks in #Wolvo #trainwatch

First Change. First delay.
Fuck Sake #Wolvo

Hope a certain right back is having a shite day.

#trainwatch

Time to get the fuck out of dodge. #Telford named after a famous Scottish guy. Ive been over his bridges, been to his colleges, no plans to return to his town. (Apart from forced work events).

#trainwatch is back

Right. #trainwatch #incoming. Hopes are high for a smoother journey back to civilisation. Expectations are low. 👀🚂

Glad you got a giggle at my morning. Hope you enjoyed the pints. 🍻👍

If I fall asleep on the train. At least I’ll wake up and be able to do a hollyoaks after hours tour. Do they do those?? #trainwatch

On a Train for Wales now. Which actually goes to #Chester Genuine! #Telford here we come. #trainwatch coming to you soon.

So here it is…. Merry Platfrom Change. Nobody’s having fun!

The city that gave us Steve Bull and Slade. #Wolverhampton or #Wolvo as it’s known locally. #trainwatch is changing here to get a train towards Wales. 🙈

Where the actual fuck is that?!!! #Penkridge has to be made up eh??!!! Has to be. #trainwatch continues. Next stop is ANOTHER change. Watch out for #Wolves @wolvesfc.bsky.social

Nothing of note at #Stafford its pitch black now. Backshift #Trainwatch

Leaving #Crewe now. Headed for #Stafford. Hoping to avoid any terriers. #trainwatch

On the positive though. I’m shot of those two Gen Z fucking weirdos. She was definitely not in to him. He definitely wasn’t in to his GF. Tales (and judgements) from #trainwatch

Si Sẽnor. 🍽️🍷

It’s a good job I had a big lunch. #trainwatch delay means a very late dinner.