ribber :3

permanent ban on punishment of death for band or album names with the words girl or woman in them or any derivations thereof for any bands that do not have women or girls in them

bangs gavel

it is law

You can't make me wear a dress. I won't do it. Not Ever. It's really not fair that you keep blocking me on Grindr. All I did was ask if you think I would be a brickmoder and how to avoid twink death. Stop ignoring my taps. Also buy my stupid book. By Ben Apples

amazing insights from The Atlantic

Not to mention that there are plenty of us out there who were blatantly effeminate, didn't know it, and also weren't "gay" (into guys).

I can't tell you how many people told me I was just a closeted gay guy. Innumerable.

I've even had gay guys tell me that. It's infuriatingly dehumanizing.

i had this last night right after i boofed my prog 😭

A screenshot of an article header from The Atlantic's "Ideas" section. The title reads "IN DEFENSE OF EFFEMINATE GAY BOYS" in large, serif capital letters. Below it, a subheader in a smaller font says, "If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded." The byline at the bottom identifies the author as Ben Appel.

Babe, wake up. The Atlantic is doing the "they're transing the gays" conspiracy theory.

us military.... innocent children

hi so when do i stop accidentally eating my hair when i take my first bite of a meal?

fae/faer if you're chill like that btw

i hope it improves, but my manager is actually here on site today so that is definitely not helping the mood

REALLL

getting called a boyslut while a cock is buried in me might actually change my brain chemistry

today might be the day i crash out at work and get fired lmao

sometimes in some very specific contexts that he/him is just 🥴😵‍💫

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

A little tired of these major historical events

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what i call it when i hilt that blonde elf and he nuts in his belly button from prostate stimulation alone

You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me

my timeline has been slowly frog-boiled in a way where i initially followed a group of fun replygirls bc they post funny and riff well in my replies but now im realizing they're all little sexual freak monsters who are plaguing my timeline with strangely very high-quality niche pornography

I wish people would come to understand transphobia as systemic, structural, and pervasive so we could stop treating transphobia as explicitly limited to people saying "I hate trans people" and accept the way our society conditions us all to dismiss, diminish, and dehumanize trans people.

I have two sides

god forbid a girl contain multitudes

i love lesbian sex

y'all are so cuuuuuuuute 💖💕

😤💕 (🥺)

oh hi :3

hello gorgeous workin gal 🥺💕

oh yeah like half the time i don't even get it wet lol

oh yeah, ymmv for sure if you have a different hair type/texture. or sometimes just because lol. tbh i always feel like i am playing it by ear and kinda just look at my hair and think "oh yeah, i have to wash it tonight before it gets to oily tomorrow"

i have no idea lol i don't wash it too much, maybe once every 3 or 4 days depending on how it looks and feels. condition every other day.. hair dryer so i don't sleep with wet hair but i let it air dry that last little bit of moisture out. and i am trying to get better about brushing it often c:

meow meow meow :3

Poppyseed, an all-black cat with a few white hairs, sticks her tongue out as she stares off into the middle distance

Truly an exceptional specimen