Way to pay attention! 👏👏👏
(That would be beyond my capabilities.)
Way to pay attention! 👏👏👏
(That would be beyond my capabilities.)
Viagra. Remember?
05.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🫂💚
05.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To be fair, it’s easier to notice if there’s a second hand moving around. It’s, you know… faster. 🤷♀️
05.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Upper Peninsula is where we keep all the pretty things. (Including the people. Hey, Yoopers! 😉)
04.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is reminding me SO MUCH of high school boys right now. 🙄
(Sometimes, I was the only girl in the class. There was an actual Who’s Hotter: Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? debate WITH the man-teacher. I stole the remote control and made them all watch infomercials.)
*peeks around corner* is it safe? Oh. It’s never been safe? Okay. Yeah… cool.
04.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0You hang in there, too! 💚
04.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not doing well. I’m gonna hang up my Gone Fishing sign (even though I would never go fishing… I don’t even know why I have an imaginary Gone Fishing sign…) and I know I’ve already kinda disappeared, I’m just acknowledging that I’m disappearing for a while. Until it stops hurting so much. 👋
24.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 15 📌 0🥺🫂🫂🫂🫂💚💚💚💚
24.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That’s fucked up and wrong. I’m going to go ahead and hate your mom, okay? Okay.
You’d have to try really really hard to not be important and to not matter. I don’t know why you’d do that, though. So, I do not see this happening. 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂💚💚💚💚💚💚
Wait… what dog food is this? Because the one I get delivered costs MORE the less you get. (And, of course, I have to get less because of limited freezer space.)
11.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Düsseldorf is apparently a very interesting place! Things happen there!
I’m going to go look at it on a map! (I like maps… like, a lot)
Wait… WHAT?! Cancer is evil.
11.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😬🤞🤞🤞
11.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So much same
11.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oof! Hoping he’ll feel better soon!! 💚💚💚
11.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have seen the unfortunate app Nextdoor (which… is awful because of THOSE neighbors… you know the ones 😬) actually do good work finding lost dogs and cats. Someone locally even uses their drone to search large areas for lost pets. For FREE. (Lots of farmland and empty fields around.) Found a few.
11.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I might vomit
Who the fuck designed these bombs?! And I mean which specific person (or people) thought this up and put it all together and then continued parading around as a human being?!
Why do they even exist?! (This is rhetorical, I have an idea why.)
☹️ Well, he’s going to have to learn!
10.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Suki still doesn’t know what the hell you’re talking about. Jack is HER baby. (Are you at least allowed to pet him?)
10.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re becoming too powerful
10.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’d all like to have a turn climbing that ladder.
10.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But they’re DIFFERENT! Somehow!
08.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The less interested a person is in the dog, the more the dog loves them. 🤷♀️
08.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
08.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And what I didn’t see was actually kind of cool for you to do!
I still wanna be you when I grow up. 💚💚💚
Damn it! I don’t have instagram! 😭😭😭
08.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like a snazzy helmet. 🤷♀️
08.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
05.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0