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Whitney

@elegnome.bsky.social

I’m trying.

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Latest posts by elegnome.bsky.social on Bluesky

Tidal is awesome!

05.12.2025 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So true!

05.12.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay, so… I see this necklace and all I can think is “tiny testicles”. 🤷‍♀️

04.12.2025 22:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

✨Experience✨

04.12.2025 02:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awww! Hi, Fer—wait! Where are you going?! I was just saying hi! Oh, well. 🤷‍♀️

04.12.2025 02:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was thinking that was a little too much restraint 😂

04.12.2025 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahem… someone didn’t weave in the ends of the scarf they knit properly… *judgy face*

(If I have to weave in all my ends, so does everyone else!)

04.12.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are only three ornaments on your tree?! Total?! So minimalist.

03.12.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow. June 5th was… a day that happened.

03.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, that’s pretty much what a Shania-bot would be like 🤷‍♀️
A caricature of a human/feminist.
Especially at karaoke.

02.12.2025 22:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You had A DAY

02.12.2025 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same! Never again. You can’t make me!

02.12.2025 19:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The following is circled in pink highlighter: 

The Best Thing About Being A Woman Is The Prerogative To Have A Little Fun And... - All male PCs within Close range must mark a Stress; all female PCs gain a Hope.

The following is circled in pink highlighter: The Best Thing About Being A Woman Is The Prerogative To Have A Little Fun And... - All male PCs within Close range must mark a Stress; all female PCs gain a Hope.

My favorite part!! 🤣🤣🤣

02.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So much blushing from fans. It would be SO AWKWARD! I love it. (I’m not going, but I want to hear all about it!)

02.12.2025 19:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve never been the parent, but I’ve been the teenager, and I mean… WOW! 🤯 That is huge!! (And true, but… well… life. 🤷‍♀️)
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

02.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I always have my yearly physical in December, too.
My doctor is cool in the way that she wouldn’t want to go to work in that weather, so she’d have to reschedule all her patients from that day anyway. 🤷‍♀️
(Also, if you’re still alive, you’re doing GREAT! Take a sticker!)

02.12.2025 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oops! 😬 It was meant to go souther-er to Angie.
Sorry everyone! My bad!

02.12.2025 19:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EVERY!! YEAR!!! 🤦‍♀️

02.12.2025 19:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oof! Yeah, I would totally be rescheduling… but this is just Michigan. We are not as hard core.*

*Note: The U.P. is not included in this “not as hard core” statement. Please, take no offense, Yoopers. We know it’s harder up there.

02.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s millions of dollars every year for the next 30 years!! Like… why do people EVER take the lump sum?! That’s ridiculous! 🤦‍♀️

01.12.2025 20:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I missed your cats!!

01.12.2025 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍🤘 AMAZING!! 💚💚💚

01.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope that whatever is going on over Carbondale doesn’t reach you. 👍

30.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My brain started playing “Edge of Seventeen” all by itself.
I hope you have a great time!! 🤘

30.11.2025 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, pfft! I ALWAYS buy 2XL in things like hoodies and t-shirts I’m gonna sleep in.
But! I guess the difference is that I don’t like wearing clothes that fit. 🤔
That’s not comfy to me.

29.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can hoodies be too big, though?? 🤔

29.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Awwww! 💚💚💚 (that’s way too many Newfies, but I’m glad they’re happy ☺️)

29.11.2025 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🫂☺️

29.11.2025 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, basically, they’re telling you that they’re going to get lost tomorrow and their bodies will be recovered in the spring. 🤔
It’s kind of nice to be informed ahead of time, I would guess.

29.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aw, man! I’ve wanted to go to Yellowstone ever since I heard it was basically a giant volcano that could blow at any time!! Killing us all!!
(I’m not good at judging distance, though, so I’d need someone with me to help with that.)

28.11.2025 19:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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