Whitney

Sewing machines are for the weak!*

*They’re actually not, they’re very useful to have… I don’t have one, though. 🤦‍♀️

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (handsewing is hard… and boring! Excellent work!)

Happy Birthday!!! I hope this is a great year for you!! 🥳

Oh, good! You’re alive. There’s a prompt.

That’s a beautiful sky!! 💙🩵🧡🩷💛

Where’s Kiki already? @kikireads.bsky.social you’d better be alive somewhere.

Considering the climate change happening, they should really get to know one another. And us! (Cause free food! 🥳)

Same

Like… what the ever loving fuck?!

I took a nap and then I woke up to this nonsense! Like, settle down weather, it’s March 6th in Michigan. You should be snow.
(I think they must be new.)

I know. And then once you guys came home, I was like… dead to him. He didn’t want nothing to do with me anymore.
At least he didn’t hide from me behind a trash can.
It was nice to have a little kitty friend while it lasted.

Mine is turning 14 this month! I love him. 💚🥹

I laughed so hard. That’s his first instinct when it comes to his creepy weird kid. It’s like he’s known him forever! 😂

florida has a weird smell that you 're all probably used to but im not Alt: florida has a weird smell that you 're all probably used to but im not

Oh, man… they’re sending her to Florida…

Jaaaaaaaaaannnnnneeee!!!! Where have you been?! Missed you 💚🫂!!

Ooh! That’s a lot like the morning I woke up to @southernhkychik.bsky.social ‘s cat, Oliver, grooming my head. Not as many head bumps, but it WAS soothing. (I think I was allergic to my travel shampoo, because my scalp was burn-y. Oliver must have known somehow. OR, he wanted food. 🤔)

To make everyone want a cat, probably. Look at that little face!!! He’s never done anything wrong EVER!!
I had to un-adopt a dog once because of aggression. You can’t make animals get along. They either do or do not. Then, sometimes, they become best friends with some random animal and it’s weird.

Um… why?

What’s its name???? How old?? From where??? Does it exhibit Orange Cat Behavior???? What is the “cat tax”? I assume it’s something that cats have set up to benefit themselves.

It’s one of the most Dean things he’s ever done! 😂

Way to pay attention! 👏👏👏
(That would be beyond my capabilities.)

Viagra. Remember?

🫂💚

To be fair, it’s easier to notice if there’s a second hand moving around. It’s, you know… faster. 🤷‍♀️

The Upper Peninsula is where we keep all the pretty things. (Including the people. Hey, Yoopers! 😉)

This is reminding me SO MUCH of high school boys right now. 🙄
(Sometimes, I was the only girl in the class. There was an actual Who’s Hotter: Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? debate WITH the man-teacher. I stole the remote control and made them all watch infomercials.)

*peeks around corner* is it safe? Oh. It’s never been safe? Okay. Yeah… cool.

You hang in there, too! 💚

I’m not doing well. I’m gonna hang up my Gone Fishing sign (even though I would never go fishing… I don’t even know why I have an imaginary Gone Fishing sign…) and I know I’ve already kinda disappeared, I’m just acknowledging that I’m disappearing for a while. Until it stops hurting so much. 👋

🥺🫂🫂🫂🫂💚💚💚💚