Megan Hayward 🌞

I spent less than 10 hours in London today and still turned my snot black

Imagine livinggggggg there what do you mean you’re breathing that crap in constantly on the underground

There is a price I’m willing to pay to leave London quicker and that price is 50 quid

I still have optimism! But chasing the YouTube views at the cost of loyal listeners feels ickyyyy

It appears that a show I’ve loved for years has abandoned its audio producers in favour of video editors and let me just say it’s v clear their new production team are not equipped to handle audio lmao

no one tells you that becoming a podcast producer will involve staring at different fonts for an hour looking for the right type of handwriting vibe

"because everyone knows that if you come to Shropshire your dreams and aspirations die so no need to go to London"

absolutely creased at this comment RE the ongoing campaigns to get a direct train to London from Shrewsbury

His wife Yolande appears to be quite concerned whilst the teenager that made it for him says it’s harmless so I guess I’ll have to wait and see what clip from an episode pops up on my TikTok feed in a few weeks time

Oh my god EastEnders have given Patrick an AI companion of his recently deceased son ffs

I'm begging the small local community groups in Ireland to please consider reframing their use of AI design work this way. The amount of drama and theatre groups in my sphere that I see using AI posters now just makes me sad.

I do think its exhausting to see takes on AI and employment from out of touch millionaires that will never again be part of the workforce it threatens

no we have to call it visualised podcasts now beth

Going to war to prevent war, is the most stupid thing I ever heard

A really fit Sunday roast featuring pork belly, cauliflower cheese, Yorkshire pud, roasties and gravy

Stunning work

God bless the pub

If it wasn’t for that one scene in Fresh Meat I’d volunteer myself down a dental school if it meant I didn’t have to pay a hundred pounds quid for a polish xox

How long do you reckon we have until a British soap does a character falling in love with an AI bot as a storyline?

I’m giving it 6 months

Why is getting an NHS dentist not a guarantee?

Why do I have to pay private fees when I pay the same NI and tax

Thank FUCK

It’s nice to feel hope isn’t it?

Just seen a Tiktok pointing out that Arctic monkeys sample war pigs in Arabella and my mind is blownnnn

literally screamed I knew it would be Cressida #Bridgerton

man i really should have started stand up comedy 20 years ago, built a solid reputation on the circuits, get my big break on telly, capitalise on podcasting and social media, then essentially become a YouTuber with my own production company and pave the way for other creators to also build brands

Unless you live in a Lib Dem safe seat, they’re alright I guess

At this point how can you *not* vote Green?

Like even if you disagree on some of their policies, the alternatives are only desirable if you’re full of hate or a billionaire

One of the funniest things about the Under 16s social media ban proposal is how many fully grown adults are thickos online- getting scammed, believing fake news, thinking strangers are actual friends etc

You don’t turn 16 and magically know how to use it responsibly

I didn’t measure out my bara brith ingredients, just eyeballed it till it felt right

Do we reckon it’s going to turn out as a lovely airy lightly spiced tea loaf or a stodgy rubber brick?

Do I have 90k of student debt? Yes

But I wasn’t the one that a) created fees and loans b) tripled them and c) sold them off to private companies who can wank off on the high interest rates

I got to live in 2 incredible cities I’d never even been to and call them home

I got to meet incredible people and make friends from all sorts of backgrounds and life experiences and I got to become a more rounded person because of it

I’d have been fucked if I just “got an apprenticeship”

What reallllllllly fucks me off about calling any uni course a “waste of time” if it doesn’t end up in direct employment is that it totally ignores all the other benefits of going to uni

I got to move out of my TEENY TINY VILLAGE THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE A PUB OR A SHOP and experience the world

Does anyone wanna give me let’s say like a million quid?