@thegreathoudini.bsky.social
daily routine: 3:00 p.m. rise 3:05 Chivas Regal with morning papers, cigar 3:45 medication 3:50 another glass of Chivas 4:05 first cup of coffee, work 6pm Tacos, 6 Modelo 7pm Louis IVX. Cigar 8pm-2am Work on Trump Fuckery 4am-6am Advanced Trump Fuckery
JUST REMEMBER, "TACO!!!"
04.03.2026 14:40 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1TRULY AN INTERNATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT AND PARIAH!!!
04.03.2026 14:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!!
04.03.2026 13:53 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0A standing reminder: a small handful of Republicans in Congress could stop this chaos tomorrow. They simply choose not to.
25.01.2026 23:28 β π 1042 π 339 π¬ 36 π 21
That's great. We support recovery efforts in EVERY state, for ALL Americans.
Speaking of which, Mr. President, PLEASE release the federal disaster aid youβre withholding from LA that will help people rebuild their homes.
Absolutely TRUE!!!
04.03.2026 11:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A PUPPY KILLER WHO'S HAVING AN AFFAIR ON HER PRIVATE SEX-JET IS RUNNING DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.
AND THEY ALL REPORT TO A 34 COUNT CONVICTED FELON WHO'S ACCUSED OF RAPING CHILDREN.
π¨ βIf this is leadershipβ¦ what does chaos look like?β
A DRUNK FROM FOX NEWS IS HEADING THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE. AN EX-HEROIN ADDICT WHO SNORTED COCAINE OFF OF TOILET SEATS IS RUNNING THE HUMAN HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES.
BREAKING: The Texas Secretary of State DID NOT UPDATE the precinct maps on their website last December. MY GOD @msnowreports.bsky.social
04.03.2026 03:48 β π 8344 π 3278 π¬ 574 π 179ANYONE ON HERE DEAL WITH CRYPTO? IF SO, DM ME!! NEED URGENT INFO!!!
04.03.2026 04:54 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Is this bad? It seems bad.
03.03.2026 16:59 β π 15455 π 4705 π¬ 606 π 196BTW, where is the bullet NICK in his right ear from the bullet wound? Close up doesnβt show any damage on his ear. π
04.03.2026 02:37 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What's this rash on Trump's neck?!!! The end is near!!!
04.03.2026 02:27 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Ha! The mile high club! Good one - the joke, not her. Nothing good about Crusty
03.03.2026 20:06 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Aaaaaaaaand...saved!
03.03.2026 19:28 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Noem is an absolute box of rocks! You can't make this shit up!!! She's now a member of the mile high club!!!
03.03.2026 20:04 β π 30 π 11 π¬ 3 π 0
christianity is no better than any other religion.
They are all fascist.
LISTEN TO TRUMP VERY,VERY CAREFULLY!!! HE SPELLED OUT EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE GONE TO WAR!!! THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
03.03.2026 19:21 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1TRUMP IS ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL AND PATHETIC!!!
03.03.2026 15:21 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0TWINS!!!
03.03.2026 14:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trump, send you Nazi ICE AGENTS AL9NG WITH BARRON TO FIGHT THE IRANIAN'S!!! THEY'RE ALREADY IN UNIFORM!!!!
02.03.2026 13:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Put ICE agents on the front lines. They are already in costume.
01.03.2026 16:16 β π 8076 π 1655 π¬ 238 π 77When youβve lost Erik Prince.
01.03.2026 21:21 β π 4706 π 1162 π¬ 503 π 160I wish there was something more to add to this other than βWOW heβs dumb,β but there isnβt π€·ββοΈ
02.03.2026 03:18 β π 2836 π 813 π¬ 210 π 75Send Barron's ass to fight this Epstein Deflection War IMMEDIATELY!
02.03.2026 13:16 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Immediately!!!
02.03.2026 12:39 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Trump believes he can defy Federal courts, including SCOTUS. (Already has)
Trump believes the Military will do whatever he wants.
(Likely)
- In his 1st term he wanted to shoot protesters in the legs.
This time around, it'll be in the head.
- it'll be Kent State University massacre on Steroids.
So TRUE!
02.03.2026 12:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0People keep saying Trump has no plan. Like chaos isnβt a plan.
02.03.2026 12:37 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0