Mike Robes

Jefferson: “An educated citizenry is essential to a functioning republic.”
Modern America: “What if we elected the guy who thinks water kills magnets?”

AI sometimes cracks me tf up 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah — the Founders imagined a lot of dystopian scenarios, but I doubt “a spray-tanned conman ranting about windmills and magnets while live-tweeting from a golden toilet” made it into the Federalist Papers.

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OMG.. Mamdani is already making NYC a better place!

Greetings fellas, I’m back on new account as old one ( NAFOFELLAWOOF) is down hopefully being fixed, I’ll try to follow everyone again and your support will be appreciated 🇺🇦💕

Huh.. you know who also documented their brutality? Nazis... what is it with fascists and recording their crimes... 🤔

I remember a time when they all seemed very upset to be wearing a mask.

Fuck it, just make everything gold, and add marble trim.

Translation: Oh no.. we got rekt in the recent elections, remove the Filibuster ram thru all the garbage we can, particularly anything that makes voting us out really hard!

At first i was like wait.. that's not the double jackoff! 🤭

Oh.. this is good news for the G19, less tantrums, more stability for at least one meeting. The next one should also be held somewhere Donald wont go.

As Russian gas shortages get worse, refineries will start mixing alcohol into gasoline.

Expect more car breakdowns, because alcohol corrodes engines, clogs filters, and causes part deterioration.

Medvedev will be even angrier 🤬 when the alcohol prices spike because of this.

It truly is bonkers.

Sir, i have just the idea to make you popular!! Tear down the WH, post pics of your gold laden marble bathroom in the peoples house, then throw a Great Gatsby party, and then... STARVE PEOPLE! .. freaking genius! 🤦

Wow.. pissing off 12.7% of the population doesn't sound like a winning political strategy.. even if only 1/3 of those were GOP supporters.. pissing off ~4% of your voters is insane. They gonna get rekt.

The Hitler Cucks Wing? 🤔

I've known people like him, if he goes down, he'll make sure to take everybody with him, especially those who try to flee from him. He will burn it all down and dance in the ashes.

Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Republicans: Did women ruin the workplace?

This is such a fucking weird timeline.

Wait.. so the saying I heard was "You could indict a ham sandwich".. apparently if you throw one it's okay 😂 @meiselasb.bsky.social @mspopok.bsky.social

Trump standing looking indifferent while a man possibly dies next to him. A few bald men hold his legs up in the air as if he’s going to take a giant shit or give birth. Sure, maybe it’s to help the blood flow to his head faster. Either way, graphic reads “Trump care, concepts of a plan since 2015.”

New ad dropped:

Need my eyes checked, i read that as "The Oral Orifice" 🫣

Very Interesting.. Do you know who else weaponized hunger? Stalin, who was communist, something Donald supposedly hates, but enthusiastically endorses it by his actions.

The panic from these imbeciles tells you all you need to know.

At this point, the movie is an improvement on the current situation.

Just needs Kanye to pile in for the trifecta of doom.

What the hell.. Trump AND Elon!?.. They be like.. Hey Cuomo, excuse us while we set your candidacy on fire 😂

awww, timeline cleanse!! 😆

Including multiple *casinos*... multiple times.. 🤦‍♂️

Rawwwrr.. is this Saw vs Sasquatch ?

Hm.. since the intention was oversight/compliance.. perhaps a new order like: "Defendants shall provide daily body-cam footage and related incident logs to plaintiffs’ counsel or an appointed special master to ensure compliance with this Court’s injunction."