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Alex Thompson

@clipboarduk.bsky.social

Advanced Paramedic Practitioner (Primary Care), ex London Ambulance, and ex GP practice manager with 20 odd years in the NHS.

117 Followers  |  182 Following  |  36 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.9656

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a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .

Things you don’t want to hear during a Friday afternoon clinic:

“I’m a farmer, and the pain from this new hernia is so bad I had to leave lambing”

29.03.2025 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surprised to learn from @lwestafer.bsky.social ‘s #FOAMed just how behind the US is on moving asthmatics to ICS/LABA maintenance as reliever therapy, and saddened to realise how much of that is likely driven by the economics rather than the science.

20.03.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a cape and suspenders has the word ugh written on his chest ALT: a man wearing a cape and suspenders has the word ugh written on his chest

There’s nothing worse than finding out the hard way that a care home has given out your personal contact information to every relative.

I might have to change my mobile number

31.01.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Vaccines cause adults!

26.01.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Including the easily overlooked fall from height!

26.01.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Friday Fails #331
YouTube video by Pinkbike Friday Fails #331

I would like to introduce you to the long running “Friday Fails” series featuring every form of trauma!

youtu.be/lKqUWK-jfPc?...

26.01.2025 13:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is also the map of those who use imperial measurements in preference to metric

23.01.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They say buying a house is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. I did not believe it.

I now do.

I cannot understand how in an age of email and electronic documents, it can take 6 months to get nowhere.

22.01.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fully deleted twitter finally. I don’t want to be on the Nazi app.

22.01.2025 07:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is talking stuff down an ambulance trait?

I read a lot of 999 reports, including for patients I’ve assessed/admitted, and almost always it’s “well we didn’t find much wrong in that instant” with small regard for the history.

Risk of underplaying things at handover?

09.01.2025 12:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right, better start the Christmas shopping.

25.12.2024 09:09 — 👍 91    🔁 7    💬 11    📌 0
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a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of a window Alt: Columbo in a trench coat and tie is wondering if retirement can be soon

Me: Completes consultation within the alloted time.

Patient: “By the way, do you know why both my arms feel really heavy and sore every time I have to walk anywhere or go up stairs? They get better when I sit down”

16.12.2024 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Solve a domestic disagreement for me:

Best voice actor of all time:
Alan Tudyk
Mark Hamill
Nolan North

My wife thinks the man who squawks three times in Moana, but I can’t really agree.

14.12.2024 09:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Never thought I’d ever see anyone be “pro-polio”

America is a fucking weird place.

14.12.2024 08:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in the dark and asking is there anyone alive out there . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in the dark and asking is there anyone alive out there .

When your old twitter groups haven’t reconvened on Bsky and you have to go onto the dark place

13.12.2024 11:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, your "agitated" patient.

Are they delirious due to infection, or are they in pain and unable to communicate it clearly?

Give simple analgesia if they haven't had any before running to sedatives.

Analgesia FIRST. Always.
#MedSky

30.11.2024 12:07 — 👍 79    🔁 25    💬 9    📌 0
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Newcastle: Hexham House tower block demolished The button to destroy Hexham House in Newcastle is pressed by three children who won a competition.

Children destroy flats in controlled explosion www.bbc.com/news/article...

Pretty sure my 3YO could have achieved this without explosives, give her record with our living room.

30.11.2024 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not done viral swabs yet, but history/presentation is VZV every time.
Unilateral vesicular rash, single dermatome, herpetic neuralgia.

30.11.2024 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman says it 's me hi while standing in front of a window ALT: a woman says it 's me hi while standing in front of a window

Looking for opinions from #medsky #IDsky. 38yom with recurrence of trigeminal shingles. The 5th occurrence on v3 since 2012. Also T1 and L4 occurrences during that time.
Hep/HIV screen NAD, no known immunocompromise.

Frequency of recurrences is concerning. Looking for opinions/options.
Disclosure:

30.11.2024 13:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like I shouldn't have to keep saying this, but it astonishes me that it keeps happening:

If your patient has a very obvious, painful, traumatic injury, give them analgesia. Give them proper doses & give it early.

Yes, even if they aren't screaming.

Don't let people suffer quietly.

#MedSky

30.11.2024 12:03 — 👍 414    🔁 60    💬 29    📌 15

It’s 3yo’s favourite film, so we’re off to see 2 as her first cinema trip.

I have no idea how this is going to go!

30.11.2024 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Off to see Moana 2 this weekend?

30.11.2024 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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two police officers are sitting at a table talking to each other and one of them is saying `` pain '' . ALT: two police officers are sitting at a table talking to each other and one of them is saying `` pain '' .

Actually quite impressed with my GP today, phoned at 4.30pm with barn door v3 trigeminal shingles, phoned back by the duty GP within an hour, and a prescription arranged.

Hopefully treatment started in time to prevent the more unpleasant symptoms.

29.11.2024 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Finally bit the bullet and got a decent 1440p 180hz screen. I should have done it years ago.

Poor little graphics card is taking a bit of a beasting though.

28.11.2024 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bleeding risk using non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs with anticoagulants after venous thromboembolism: a nationwide Danish study AbstractBackground and Aims. The bleeding risk of using non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) in patients treated with oral anticoagulants for ven

'Patients treated with oral anticoagulants for venous thromboembolism had a more than two-fold increased bleeding rate when using non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs' #doac #doac's #NSAIDS #cardiosky
academic.oup.com/eurheartj/ad...

27.11.2024 18:42 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

That added ICH risk is quite something!

28.11.2024 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The role of glucagon‐like peptide 1 (GLP‐1) in addictive disorders Drug, alcohol and tobacco use disorders are a global burden affecting millions of people. Despite decades of research, treatment options are sparse or missing, and relapse rates are high. Glucagon‐lik...

Don’t forget that they reduce recipients desire to drink, smoke, and gamble:

They can’t come off patent soon enough.

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

28.11.2024 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a woman with the words that 's just common sense netflix below him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting next to a woman with the words that 's just common sense netflix below him

I wonder if the best thing primary care paramedics could do for our ambulance colleagues is invite them in to general practice for a week so they can get an idea of what we can and can’t do.

And maybe to refer to us rather than neb chesty patients, then non-convey with inevitable 999 re-contacts

27.11.2024 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Naked noodles lied. This isn’t the “ultimate”, it’s the worst. Absolutely foul. Should have bought a pot noodle.

25.11.2024 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t disagree, ARRS is being misused to patch holes in a system that has had funding obliterated. But your characterisation of ARRS staff delivering poor value is unfair, they’re working hard in the same pit as you, trying to do the additional roles, whilst being asked to deliver core services.

24.11.2024 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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