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The Lord of the Rings trilogy

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#LFC #YNWA #LIVMCI

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bollocks

#LFC #YNA #LIVMCI

“He must have a foot like a traction engine”

Wow, take a bow Dom Szoboslai. What. A. Goal. #LFC #YNWA #LIVMCI

Manchester United’s winning run, while super irritating to me personally, is pudding proof that Amorim was out of his depth. Carrick’s man-management and tactics are the difference makers for a squad that was so clearly underachieving. May their winning streak be broken. Soon. Like, now.

The Wirtz-Ekitike partnership is the lifeblood of Liverpool’s goals right now. #LFC #YNWA

Ibou Goalnate! #LFC #YNWA #LIVNEW

Wirtz party ever! #LFC #YNWA #LIVNEW

Hugoal Ekitigoal! #LFC #YNWA #LIVNEW

This team is an omnishambles. That was way too easy for Newcastle. FFS. #LFC #YNWA #LIVNEW

What an uninspired and uninspiring show from Liverpool so far. Ugh. This game is gonna be one of those that requires somebody to do a madness, isn’t it? #LFC #YNWA #LIVNEW

A solid thrashing by Liverpool today, and good to see goals come from several players (get in, Fede!), but I can’t help but feel like this is a positive blip on a negative radar. It’s Qurabag, not PSG. On the upside, WHAT A WORLDIE from Mo! I hope that does good things for his confidence. #LFC #YNWA

Josh can you clear this up for me…is Krause occupying Riqui’s DP spot for the season?

Joäo Klauss to LA Galaxy is a smart bit of business from Galaxy and St. Louis. With Puig on the SEI list, a proven goal scorer was needed, and St Louis net $2.375m.

Galaxy need other holes filled heading into pre-season, but with the signings so far, they look much improved (on paper) from 2025.

McLaren giving their fan base some raised eyebrows rolling out that new livery 😅 Fortunately the papaya-free look is just for this week’s testing in Barcelona. #F1

Is the wind playing a “LoW bLoCk”

Hey Liverpool fans. Here’s a palate cleanser. Hendrix will never let you down. #LFC #YNWA

Only because they didn’t play tHe LoW bLoCk

The first 15 minutes or so had me hopeful, but what an absolutely chaotic, disorganized, negative performance.

VVD as captain makes less and less sense. He isn’t commanding the team in real time to any effect. I see him shouting words and flailing his arms to zero effect. Pisses me off.

Even when you’re not clear in front of the goal, try a madness. It’s infuriating.

I’llbe at the West Ham game all the way from CA and I’m not even excited about it rn. The backline is a shambles. VVD’s leadership is severely lacking. Allison’s organizing of his line is lacking. Mids out of position. Slot has no answers. This isn’t a “low block” problem. #LFC #YNWA #BOULIV

No words. Absolutely no words. This is on the *entire* team. #LFC #YNWA #BOULIV

I have many questions regarding the decision making abilities of lots of Liverpool’s high-price signings. Good grief. *Shoot* the ball *at* the goal. This pass sideways, pass backwards nonsense is why we’re not winning this game. #LFC #YNWA #BOULIV

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Imaginary Reporter to me: “So how would you sum up the season so far?”

Me:

And theerrrrrreeeesssss the madness! Get in, Dom!! #LFC #YNWA #BOULIV

Cody for Rio is the sub we needed. Come on, Rio. Show us some magic. #LFC #YNWA #BOULIV

He’s too prone to falling back to the left wing and sitting deep. Wirtz needs to be more central, and this game is crying out for Fede and Hugo.

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