Nuke

It's fucking snowing :(

I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN ANOTHER NAKED PERSON IN REAL LIFE. NOT INTERESTED. NO THANK YOU.

I'M SORRY THAT'S SO SCARY AND CONFUSING TO YOU. BOO! ASEXUAL! BOOOOO!!!!!!!!

"asexuals don't experience discrimination" ok maybe this isn't discrimination but it's absolute medical misery because I'm treated like some kind of hostile fucking insane liar in the doctor's office when I'm like "nope not active" and then immediately get asked ARE YOU USING CONDOMS?

FOR WHO???

A nurse stared at me dead serious and was telling me I should be using other methods literally 2 seconds after I told her "I'm using this for ovarian cysts" and she just did not comprehend the information. It is unfathomable to anyone that I am not interested in sex!!!

It's literally in my chart that this medication was prescribed for a secondary condition and I also have "NEVER SEXUALLY ACTIVE (LOL! LOSER)" on there like SIX TIMES and yet I have been grilled about using "secondary methods of protection" several fucking times. Dude. Are you kidding

The medicine I'm on is technically birth control. I have been extremely clear a thousand times to them that I am not using it for birth control. I do not need this extreme timing. I am not fucking any men and do not plan on ever doing so in my life. PLEASE FUCKING CALM DOWN.

The final response to this was "you would just make the deadline" and this nurse borderline did not answer my fucking question which was "can I bring the medication to my physical" like oh my fucking god!!!! HOW ABOUT A YES OR FUCKING NO

a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder

Me: omg yes I have free time today to do house stuff
Me trying to find house stuff to do:

Like I'm sooooo sorry that me visiting the doctor's office for the medication you prescribed to me is such an insane inconvenience to you and you hate that I'm here for treatment at the job you went to school for on purpose

And I can't call to make an appointment because it sends me to a call center where I'm on hold for 30 minutes to be told a nurse needs to call me back bc I'm not allowed to speak to them. AAAAHHHH

Also I was told many times there's like a 2 week window before and after the "due" date. But once I came in like 3 days after and everyone flipped the fuck out and I was held hostage and forced to take a pregnancy test.

Me: Hi I have a physical in 2 days but I'm also due for this medication administration, would I be able to get it done at my physical instead of making a separate appointment?
Nurse: That depends when you're due. There's only a small window we can work with. When are you due.
Me: N O W.

I've been on a medication for like 6 years that I get every 3 months and every single time I have to get another dose the nurses treat me like I'm a fucking idiot who has not been on the same medication for 6 years

I've never felt more threatened by the Megaman Starforce kuji, then the collection, and then fucking Laika merch all in one year. What are they doing to me. What are they planning on doing to me in the future.

All of Oma's old dishes were kinda just normal and random but these are Special so

There were like 4 boxes of fucking. Austrian Crystal and Lenox dishes. that are potentially worth money. And I'm. CONFUSED. On how to tackle this.

So my sister and SIL came over yesterday and helped start cleaning out the basement. There's a thousand boxes of storage of my mom's things that have been packed away since, in some instances, before fucking 9/11 lol

The phrasing had the vibe of like "hi, I'm Name! That's right, THE name, the runner of this discord account. Here's 40 other names you might have known me by! And reasons you might know me! Here's the story of events you may have heard of about me: WARNING! DISTURBING CONTENT!

Like ok man

Family of 5 and all of their first names begin with the same letter. And it is also the same letter their last name begins with.

I think this shit should be illegal bc I see it so much and it is annoying.

I love seeing posts that have phrasing like "your (singular definitive) favorite character" or "your blorbo (very singular again)" cause I'm just like. What's it like living such a simple life. I crave the fucking peace you Single Favorite Character people have. I'm going insane every day of my life

This is in his bio, not a message, and it's an actual google doc so I opened it to be funny and it's literally an enormous sprawling summary of this person's entire life as if he's someone of extreme import.

Also noted: "I am in my third year of middle school"

Buddy.

I have no idea how to react to something like this but I'm morbidly curious

I've reached my straight man quota in my life to be quite honest

Just got a random friend request on discord for the first time in my life and while this person has an Edgeworth icon, he also has "he/him | straight" in his bio and I don't know who he is so no thanks

Hey... 2 whole people are thankful I scanned this picture from my for the frog the bell tolls instruction booklet. That's cool 😅

Why is every song in mother 3 from somewhere else lol

Anyways when Starforce collection? Eat

There's like 2 other men in this game and I need someone to help me and my bad taste in everything forever I'LL SLEEP IT OFF I DON'T WANT IT

I was not attracted to Lysandre until they gave him gray hair and fucked him up. Love a fucked up guy. He isn't the problem I'm having but I can point and be like "yeah. Love whatever's going on there". Mostly bc I want him and boyfriend to kiss. Pls

Puts a sign on the front gate of my ranch that says NAME MUST HAVE AT LEAST 2 LETTERS TO ENTER to keep N away from my son