NASCARCASM

From enemies to teammates A history of foes that wound up working together on the same team

Drivers that MF each other and later become teammates is actually nothing new.

NASCAR has itself a history of foes that wound up teammates.

Read all about it here, on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider

Fake texts to Martinsville winner William Byron NOTE: Not real.

So William Byron won at Martinsville and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read then all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> substack.com/@nascar/note...

10 years apart

Haha hope you UCLA students enjoyed waking up at 8:30 a.m. your time on a Saturday morning to watch this. #Hoosiers

🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING

If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.

This idea was terrible.

36 pit stalls

M E T H O D

BUT THIS IS BETTER

HELL YEAH

If we can race on an island/naval base in San Diego then my dream is even closer to a reality #NASCAR

Fake Texts to Talladega winner Chase Briscoe NOTE: Not real whatsoever.

So Chase Briscoe won at Talladega and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs)

DENNY HAMLIN:

Beginner's Guide for the Talladega Superspeedway infield Is this weekend your first voyage to the legendary superspeedway? Let us provide you with a few helpful tips.

🚨Is it your first time heading to Talladega this weekend?

Awesome! READ THIS FIRST and prepare yourself for what you're about to enjoy/endure.

BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO THE TALLADEGA INFIELD -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave.

No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.

I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road.

Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

At least once a year someone asks me "Is the infield at Talladega OK for families?"

The response is always the same.

"It depends – how f*cked up is your family?"

I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one

Fake Texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin NOTE: Extremely fake, but we hope funny

Extremely fake post-race texts to Las Vegas winner Denny Hamlin.

Click below to read on the #NASCAR Substack.
open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there

In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now

⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️

Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.

READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the Charlotte Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…

The 2025 #NASCAR season

Let's get a word with the windshield wiper on a day with zero chance of rain:

#NASCAR

FLOORED

Me too

Speechless for first time in decades. Enjoy it while it lasts.