NASCARCASM

SPOTTER: Slow down, 69 on your left up ahead

DRIVER: (HITS ACCELERATOR)

SPOTTER: As in the No. 69 truck

DRIVER: Oh (HITS BRAKE)

If I'm Shane van Gisbergen and I'm asked to film a video for the NASCAR YouTube channel explaining how to get around a road course, I'm saying "Sure!" and showing up at the studio and filling my advice with lies and winning by 45 seconds instead of 16

Austin Three Party Before we travel to Austin, Texas, a look back at our favorite moments from our three drivers that are named Austin

There's no better time than race week in Austin to look back at some big career moments for NASCAR's many Austins.

A look at Austins Cindric, Dillon and Hill and their many career accolades.

Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Joey Logano came through big on helping us hard launch Connor Zilisch's new nickname #NASCAR

My wife uses both "It's hot as balls" and "It's cold as balls" and I don't know if I have the heart to tell her that while certainly climate-sensitive, they don't go through the temperature swings she seems to think they do

Tyler Reddick won the race at Echopark Soeedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

My friend pal buddy I apologize for not being able to make the trip

Tomorrow's competition meeting

Answers the NASCAR Romance Novel questions I received the past few days:
1. Yes, they are real. Published in 2007.
2. eBay or Amazon - check there.
2. Yes, we made the drivers read actual passages from them.

Watch it here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

The Daytona 500 is the first indicator that Spring is approaching. The second is the appearance of these things in parking lots everywhere. They are quite literally an hourglass for Winter.

Make them take the same picture with the car after the race #NASCAR #Daytona500

We have a new Tyler Reddick variant - "Yoked Tyler." Look at the forearms. Dude could have left clear handprints in concrete that has been dry for a year. #NASCAR

Have an ice-cream bar for Harry Hogge

Just dragging a fresh, field-dressed kill back to camp

So Tyler Reddick won the freaking #DAYTONA500  and received several (extremely fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

YouTube video by NASCAR All 36 NASCAR Cup Series Drivers Explained in 17 Minutes

Over on the NASCAR YouTube channel, we put together a little 2026 Cup Series orientation video.

Meet ALL 36 full-time drivers in around 17 minutes.

That's my voice, and yet some commenters think it's AI which is an honor.

WATCH HERE -> youtu.be/fP3WHbYFTIc?...

HELL YEAH

We asked several NASCAR drivers to read from the 2007 NASCAR romance novels, being Valentine's-Day weekend and all.

Prepare for 200-mph, high octane passion ❤️

Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

F--k dynasty A look back at the most memorable f--kin' profanity moments in NASCAR

"F-CK DYNASTY" – a look back at some of NASCAR's most memorable profanity-laced moments. Please read this sh-t by clicking the link below. 🤬
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Hey keselowski how's that RFK Racing Castrol Ford walking cane handling today #NASCAR

Me on my flight to Orlando praying to several deities that two Disney adults do not sit next to me #NASCAR #Daytona500

Crucial preseason prep.

See you all in Daytona.

The worst Super Bowl for Drake since last year's Super Bowl I guess

Years ago I learned that you can enjoy something without understanding every word. Great show. #SuperBowl #BadBunny

Two bobsleds racing on the track at the same time

Dario Franchitti and Cleetus McFarland at CRAFTSMAN Truck Series orientation

So Ryan Preece won a batsh*t-insane Cook Out Clash and received several (very fake) text messages afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

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