Pax Unda

this is my son chudbert, he has suffered multiple car accidents as a kid, he has glass bones and paper skin, he had to have his heart replaced, and he's only 4 years old. and he's green.

once again reminding everyone to funnel your emotions into organizing and building solidarity in your community and not pointless doomscrolling

Gen 10 !!!!!!
#pokemon
#pokemon30

Question: when you say they were working on an updated version of Shadow of the Colossus, do you mean a second ground-up remake or a Director's Cut of the PS4 remake? Reads like the former but I've seen people interpreting it as the latter

drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Browt🌿 Pombon🔥 Gecqua💧

I never, EVER want to hear "well Pokemon is always going to sell, they have no reason to care about quality" again. WiWa looks so fucking good, man

This trip will save their marriage

There's a video discussing all of Z-A's builds, and the last build before the game had massive cutbacks in ambition just so happened to be the first one they showed to execs post-SV. SV's reception almost certainly scared the shit out of them. And yeah, gen 10's confirmed to be exclusive

doodles and scraps

Joe from Ashita no Joe, completely exhausted (and possibly dead) with a smile on his face

I'm sure Bond makes mistakes but she didn't go on Kinda Funny to flagellate themselves for over an hour because they were incompetent.

I had to draw it

This isn't Xbox dying. This is Microsoft's entire gaming division - Xbox, Bethesda, ABK - dying. A shitshow of biblical proportions is coming

Comm27_03

If executives were soulless husks purely motivated by profit and made decisions purely based on metrics things would actually be better, but CEOs aren't even that. They're all complete fucking morons who lead based on vibes, and will torch the company they run before admitting their strategy was bad

Blupoint wasn't that big, it was 70 people. Retro Studios is in the same area and they had 100 people working on MP4 one way or another. Obsidian had 285 people as of a year ago and they're in CA. Even for an Austin studio they were a rounding error for PS and Hulst killed their careers anyways

You'd think even most corrupt or bought-off governments would realize that not being make or own computing hardware is a massive national security issue, right? I have gone past anger and depression into pure bewilderment at this point.

Bipedal dragon in a flight suit stanced in front of an F-16 in flight.

Happy bday @xeni.meteormagic.dev (:

an uncolored sketch of an anthro dragon in a black tank top and ripped jeans and sneakers lounging on the ground.

Doomsday (2020)

All it takes is mentioning his podcasts with Kirk and Shapiro for the Dem primary electorate to burn him at the stake. If anything, it's going to come down to Kelly/Pritzker vs AOC

In today's episode of AI is ruining the thing you love; Godot could really use some extra funding just to judge if something is slop because they're getting overwhelmed

That was a fake story from a clout farming bot, sadly

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Don't forget he's also still working with Tyrone Rodriguez after everything, despite saying he wouldn't. Dude gives zero fucks about who he associates with and how that reflects on him. It's all so tiresome

Happy Valentines Day to the dragon who has supported me all these years and now we're dating??? Love you @paxunda.bsky.social! 🧡💚💛💜X 💜💙🖤

Art trade from the BEST @wackyworkbench.bsky.social

Which one of you 29 cowards is gonna buy the rancid Mario Cheez Whiz