Wes Flinn (now with new trombones!)

When I joined as the head engineer of the Torment Nexus project, it was to work on fascinating technical problems and make the world a better place along the way. I am appalled to discover that the Torment Nexus would be used this way and, now that my options have vested, will be leaving the project

I keep thinking about this.

Replace doors when you leave a house, motherf*ckers.

Tuesday March 10 page of The Far Side desk calendar. Featured cartoon shows two cows sitting on a couch watching TV when a rotary phone on a side table across the room begins to ring. they stare at the phone and one says to the other, "Well, there it goes again... And we just sit here without opposable thumbs."

happy tuesday

“Nasty place. Liz Cheney’s from there. If it even existed.”

“And with the margin of error, it could be less than zero!”

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

That bass line is far funkier than I remember.

Which reminds me - the Borg-Warner Trophy (Indy 500) oughta live up to its name and put a face of Locutus on there. See if anyone notices.

Nothing in the rule book says a tenor can’t play basketball.

Does put the idea of “threepeat” in a new perspective. Freemasonry meets Scoreboard.

Oui oui, yes yes, ja ja ja, si si, da da, je ne sais quoi.

I am, after all, easily assimilated.

And don’t forget the opening aria, “Süßes Georgia Braun.”

Wiesenlerche Zitrone

Hopp hopp to it.

Funny you should ask.

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Timothée Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form ‘Bunraku’ LOS ANGELES—Facing fierce backlash for remarks deemed deeply ignorant by devoted fans, actor Timothée Chalamet came under fire Monday for dismissive comments about traditional Japanese bunraku puppetr...

“I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the arms and legs of this puppet that frankly hasn’t been relevant since the early 17th century,” said the Marty Supreme star

YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO "Weird Al" Yankovic - Bob (Official Video)

A Complete Unknown (2024, dir. Mangold)

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Thinking of you and yours and always pulling for you.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

NBA cancels Atlanta Hawks' planned Magic City tribute night

betrayal

C’mon get violent.

Thank you, friend. I’m much more fragile than I was two years ago, and it shows.

Everyone I know is more or less healthy, and it’s March. Yet that line came into my head and I’m crying like a four-year-old that didn’t get a pony.

Dang it, for some reason the Lessons and Carols bidding prayer popped into my head, and once again I am wrecked by “upon another shore and in a greater light.”

There is something deeply funny seeing racist dipshits who try to say there is no meaningful cultural difference between cultures in Africa or Asia turn around and crush down European cultures the same way. "English, Welsh, Scots and Irish people are basically the same" buddy there have been wars.

Attn: @professorberry.bsky.social

It doesn’t need to be a new airship.