Wes Flinn (now with new trombones!)

YouTube video by Just For Laughs K. Trevor Wilson - Cap'n Crunch Is Worse In Canada

Also:

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“He sets up his San Miguel, an empty bowl, an exceptionally large soup spoon—so large that most European cultures would identify it as a serving spoon and most Asian ones as a horticultural implement.”

Oh, that’s goooooood.

Bless you, friend. Just feeling devoid of meaning.

I had a nice dinner, I’ve already brushed my teeth, but I want some goddamn Honey Nut Cheerios or Cap’n Crunch right now. (Shouldn’t he be flag rank by now?)

This is dark. It’s a combination of things, and it’s darker than I’ve felt in quite some time.

Feeling overwhelmed today, BlueSketeers. Feeling like there’s nowhere I belong.

“Rutherford Statement on Operation Epic Furry” “Furry” highlighted by me http://rutherford.house.gov/media/press-releases/rutherford-statement-operation-epic-furry

Google result showing the presser for Rutherford’s statement on “Operation Epic Furry” was posted 11 hours ago

What a time to be alive

The King is mad

I just blocked two people who were like “we need to see the bodies of blown up children for people to get how serious this is,” and as a former human rights lawyer I cannot tell you how wrong that is.

Do not inflict bystander trauma on people. It will make them shut down and go numb, not wake up.

It’s not supporting the troops to send them off to kill and die in an illegal war of aggression whose purpose is to make sure that their votes don’t count.

Sounds about right!

If there's a hell Khamenei is there. If there's a hell the people who started this war by massacring a school full of children will join him there.

Music teachers can be surprisingly right-wing because (up until praise and worship music became a thing), a lot of Southern Baptist churches had mighty choirs and organs, and many future music educators came up through those ranks. As you well know.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Oh, man, I gotta get on that. Two states in which I have to file this year.

This is “Oh crap, Lebanon, Wilmington, *and* Harrison are in my district now?”

Keeping the TV off this morning. I don’t need to hear whatever General MIDI synth pad and TR-808 preset some line producer threw together to underscore the spiffy new WAR IN IRAN graphics.

A profile to block and report.

Fifteen posts, almost all of them replies within the last hour supporting the war in Iran, only came into existence about a month ago.

Block and report.

Warm up Lee Greenwood, we’re wagging the dog

Bombing other countries is gender-affirming care

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I have dear friends who are serving. I don’t want them to be put in harm’s way for a child rapist.

…you’ll have two of the three major news networks in full Masturbating To Lee Greenwood’s Voice mode.

The bots are going to be working overtime on social media, trying to make it look like (a) everyone supports this and (b) if you don’t you hate The Troops (TM) and JEEEEzus!, and now that Failson Ellison owns CNN…

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

I see Operation I Am All Over The Epstein Files Because I Rape Children And You Motherfuckers Still Gave Me The Keys Because You Are Racist And Misogynist As All Hell has begun.

As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter