Bonnie from the Burbs

Deff need a vacation rn

lol everytime we start a music convo on here yall bring up age. im sorry i wasn’t alive like yall was when grand master flash first dropped his tape on the A track

the word “accountability” has lost all meaning at this point

As I get older, I’m really realizing that jobs shouldn’t consume your whole life especially if it’s going to affect your mental & physical health.

Communication is never hard for someone who actually wants you.

Guess I’ll be productive today

a man wearing a suit and tie with a fake mustache . Alt: a woman dressed like Steve Harvey running and hitting the split (like onna peener)

SIT ON IT *family feud ding*

I want women to stop buying ebooks and subscribing to bullshit from these divine femininity coaches and soft life coaches. They’re not teaching you shit worthwhile. Go to therapy.

please release my sisters from the “he was just in my DM’s” shackles.

cause you embarrasing yourself more than you embarrasing him

It mean exactly what I said

The one good thing about the bird app… privacy mode

this was 140 characters that changed PERSPECTIVES

Something about October that makes me want to isolate

It’s so rewarding to have beneficial friends and to be a beneficial friend. Like shoutout to social capital

And don’t even get me started on the cover letters

I’m so late to the “Am I the Drama” album. But yea, Cardi did that

Some women have a thing about them that make you wanna step your game up in every way out of just pure admiration for the woman that they are

I’d make it my personal mission to kick her teeth in every time I see her. lol these are FIGHTING words. She could get her grill fixed a million times and I’d push her shit back a million AND ONE times.

Taking up space in America as a black woman is so important. Make yourself very comfortable and everyone else can be as uncomfortable as they choose to be.

Reminder: when those people say "none of us saw this coming" or "nobody saw this coming" they are not blind to the many people who saw this coming. You're just not an "us" to them. You're "nobody." There is no "i told you so" moment because you STILL do not exist. Save your people and your energy

You deserve love without suffering first.

Baby it’s TEW MUCH goin on

A hit dog will holler 😂

Hennessy is eating her UP

Good job

Godspeed

I’m such a nap-a-holix

NGL, I skip the heart rate challenge every time