bagel 🥯

bluesky is great in theory but realistically i should be touching grass instead

Literally same

im one of those people

playing “the club can’t handle me” for those who have an invalid handle

Take a break from general anxiety to enjoy some specific anxiety

no twitter, no bluesky, but a secret third space

it’s turkey time? ur telling me it’s ottoman o’clock?

Salaam Kitty

I love Men Without Hats. No cap.

if so true:
return bestie

A screenshot of the New York post where a rat drags a donut and shares it with another rat

me and who

It’s OK if your brain is an empty plastic bag at this point

do not let desi people open a cannabis business bc they’d probably name it “kush kush hotha hai”

people will be like free speech but when somebody says something they’ll be like free trial just ended. subscribe to premium so you can speech at a cost

this has always been my solution

Maybe you can avoid the sad things if you just stay distracted forever

Maybe start a farm to pivot table restaurant?

Artificial intelligence technology behind ChatGPT was built in Iowa — with a lot of water As they race to capitalize on a craze for generative AI, leading tech developers including Microsoft, OpenAI and Google have acknowledged that growing demand for their AI tools carries hefty costs, fr...

Research finds that ChatGPT consumes 500 ml of water (about 16 oz) for every 5-50 prompts it answers.

Microsoft’s global water consumption ⬆️ 34% from ‘21-‘22 to 17 billion gl.

🗣️We are actively draining our resources for survival in the midst of climate collapse.

foliage popping

me when I was a young, impressionable person: I want to do work that will save the world

me now: I need to do work and save the Word (document)

Mt. Rainier in peak autumnal splendor. 65° and not a cloud to be seen. ‘Tis lovely.

i was only cool before the age of 10. after that, i fell off like a disney channel actor

I find it hard to use it for that reason. seems slightly too earnest for my unseriousness lol

where have you been…..I still mentally associate you with Berkeley

me

Preemptively tired at the thought of being perceived, and perhaps even being known, on a whole new site. and yet 20 straight years of habit-forming internet exposure compel me forward

does this stuff fly on bluesky or should i take my talents back to twitter

what’s the move tonight

dosa can be a pizza if you really think about it