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Timo the Pirate

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Swift McRunfast

09.02.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember this being a part of doctrine but not something actively taught like a lot of the weird stuff the church likes to pretend didn't happen. I know a lot of friends and family in the church that would have books on "The First Thousand Years".

15.01.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He must think we are as dumb as he is.

07.01.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

30.12.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 39081    πŸ” 9134    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 220

What if we just censor all references to β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ's name from now on?

20.12.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can hear this image.

14.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good things are still possible

05.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It has been quite the journey but I guess it was time to end it where all good Jojo podcasts should end, at the the Berserk eclipse.

04.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thumbnail art for FD Signifier's Hotep video

Thumbnail art for FD Signifier's Hotep video

Thumbnail illustration for Lindsay Ellis's recent video about Ms Rachel and Gaza

Thumbnail illustration for Lindsay Ellis's recent video about Ms Rachel and Gaza

illustration of two characters casting a spell

illustration of two characters casting a spell

Title page to a comic. A girl floats in the sky illuminated by eerie lights

Title page to a comic. A girl floats in the sky illuminated by eerie lights

I suppose I should make a post for #portfolioday

I'm Skutch. I draw stuff. I mostly do editorial illustration, portraits and character illustrations but I've recently begun work on my first graphic novel!

14.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 964    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

We know and we love you for it.

14.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

26.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5275    πŸ” 2189    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

May today be a night you get the sleep you need.

17.09.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

11.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9696    πŸ” 2595    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 49

Ok, but Trump knowing that the main reaction to any public appearance is "Ah crap, he's still alive" is very funny.

03.09.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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PASS OUT

#Superman

30.08.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2494    πŸ” 810    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

How awesome it would be if it happened on a three day weekend.

30.08.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

27.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 941    πŸ” 168    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4

I watched the video and this is an accurate summary.

27.08.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe new @lindsayellis.bsky.social video has everything: Analysis of pre-K children’s entertainment, doomsday cults, digressions about Andrew Lloyd Webber, Rwandan genocideβ€”β€œ

27.08.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 819    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

What a cute little jab.

24.08.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But Chat, I am Pagliacci.

23.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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saaaamuuusssss

18.08.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2555    πŸ” 798    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Wait this can't be Corkus, he would still be on Twitter.

15.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who has been buying up uteruses for $1B a pop?

08.08.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they want the mother to have her children's votes until they reach voting age?

How else are we going to take big rare earth metal?

08.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is still way better than that gorilla debate.

16.07.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His only trick was to make himself disappear.

09.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Laura Loomerβ€˜s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

Laura Loomerβ€˜s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

02.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 38735    πŸ” 13907    πŸ’¬ 3329    πŸ“Œ 2700
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Thinking about bananas and hollandaise

01.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 567    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0