MASTER KOHGA

WELCOME TO THE YEAR OF KOHGA!! TIME TOO JOIN ME OFFICIALLY.. UHM.. IN REAL LIFE!

H-HUH?!

EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME……

WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’..

MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!

PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!

MASTER KOHGA, OUT!

(A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing.

He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)

I AM BEING THREATENED???

THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?

LIFE CAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL.

OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!

MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY.

HE ONLY KICKED MY ASS ACTUALLY. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.

(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.)

WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.

THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL TONE OF VOICE.

(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.)

UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

CAN I //HELP// YOU.

DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?

..I AM SO SICK OF BEING THE BUTT OF THESE JOKES.

WHAT?

YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.

HE IS STINKY!

WELL WHY WOULD YOU GO AND DO THAT!!

(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.)

I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN.

WE HAVE BANANAS.

AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD.

AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.

OBVIOUSLY the best quest.

(SLAMS a hand down on the book and gets real close.) Whatcha writing?

(SITS down with a huff.)

//i kinda need kohga and a zant to be friends. i think it fits. or they’d cause a riot somehow

PSH… NONSENSE!

I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!

//apologies for the slow activity, just been sick irl and the holidays but im gonna pop on more soon! ^_^

(LOUD OBNOXIOUS YAWN.)