@roskolnikov.bsky.social
professional federal agent | 26 | ✡︎
i don’t actually care but rewarding something so it doesn’t seem stolen is one of the most common examples of plagiarism
07.07.2025 09:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stole my comment and didn’t even post it on twitter, you have no shame
30.06.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no
30.06.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0god is finally punishing twitter for its sins
10.03.2025 16:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a doctor says to me “BRIE, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS BUT... YOU LIKELY WON'T MAKE IT ANOTHER SIX MONTHS.” i say “MAN, THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN A FAMILY GUY CUTAWAY GAG FROM SEASON 21” the scene cuts away to Lois griffin holding a tv guide and looking distressed. she says “OH NO PEETAH!! CRITICS ARE SAYIN' THAT SEXUAL ASSAULT WITH NO PUNCHLINE ISN'T FUNNY!” peter griffin delivers the final line, a cutaway setup “MAN, THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN WOMEN, WHICH I HATE” @THISSTUPIDTWINK
peetah .. the howse is heeah …
10.03.2025 14:48 — 👍 1016 🔁 62 💬 9 📌 0twitter got nuked lol
10.03.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah, okay
22.02.2025 03:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0whenever i get a mild cough i just assume im going to die
04.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
30.12.2024 17:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
merry whatever fucking day it is
27.12.2024 10:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mika homophobic arc
20.12.2024 11:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0then alter your tweet
16.12.2024 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nixon was the best president ever
16.12.2024 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you’re not my wife
16.12.2024 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s oomf
16.12.2024 01:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0communist who supports any form of economics
16.12.2024 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0uninteresting bait award
16.12.2024 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0actual thing btw
28.11.2024 19:37 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0imagine being a member of the ministry of gay and your job is to make sure flags are heterosexual enough
25.11.2024 20:16 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1that’s the neat part, social media companies do not make money
20.11.2024 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this post was about you
20.11.2024 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*sees a burning building*
yuri
me: *visibly dead*
random guy: you should follow my letterboxd
you core
20.11.2024 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0random guy: i want to brutalize minorities
leftist™️: hey man! not cool!
i know this is technically fake; however, it’s really funny
19.11.2024 07:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can’t even post an image of a dog without someone saying « literally you »
19.11.2024 07:26 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0what
19.11.2024 07:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ill make you feel a real panic attack
19.11.2024 07:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0when i accidentally lobotomise my wife (oopsie)
19.11.2024 07:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
