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I’d be interested to see those moments analysed, because they are really such a central part of the conversation when talking about how we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

02.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Problem is that we were screwing up the “stale domination”.

We’d engage full horse shoe (ole ole) mode and then Rice, Zubimendi, Saliba or Raya would have a complete brainfart and give Chelsea a scoring opportunity…

Its uncanny how often we
Tried to shoot ourselves in the foot last night.

02.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks again for your analysis. It’s superb btw.

02.03.2026 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scott - is there a stat that measures the xG of the chances spurned…? Those moments when an Arsenal player chooses to pass into a weaker position instead of shooting?

These moments happen a lot and contribute so much to our angst and the tension in a game.

I’d love to know what stat to look for.

02.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

We car seem to win a first or second ball.

And we’re slow to loose balls.

It’s been a remarkably frustrating performance because we should have been streets ahead.

Great 3 points.

01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For fuck sake

This is clown car mustafi level shit defending.

01.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zubimendi has been poor.

01.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Raya?! wtf?

01.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’ll make up for the time it went out after Eze’s long shot but wasn’t given.

Karma.

01.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Garnacho must have some Easter Island blood in him.

01.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck it.

Another goal please.

Have we learned nothing?

01.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Timber is so often the dead-end of a build-up.

It’s sooooo annoying.

Someone explain it. Please. Ta.

01.03.2026 18:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pet peeve: the shielding of a ball over the back line by a defender often involves such blatant fouling and body checking while not in control (.or even proximity) of the ball…

It’s overlooked but it really shouldn’t be…

01.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Andy Townsend has to be one of the most annoying people on the planet.

One twunty comment after another.

It always amazes me what shit hot-takes the commentators reach for.

SMH

01.03.2026 18:07 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Declan Rice has a screw loose. Uncharacteristically erratic.

01.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yup. Told ya.

01.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here comes a goal.

01.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly what I was talking about.

Risky, slow, unnecessary.

We’re fucking the hamster right now.

01.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This ref is a fucking nonce.

01.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

We’ve got that deer in the headlights look.

I’ve seen it before so many times.

I hate that deer in the headlights look.

Cmon Arsenal.

Be the headlights.

Not the deer.

01.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why can’t we out in balls like that.

Instead of fucking around on the edge of their box.

01.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s ludicrous how many great shooting opportunities we have wasted.

01.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Martinelli brace incoming.

01.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was coming.

We’ve been our own worst enemy.

Just play football.

Stop fouling. Stop with the dark arts.

So many terrible decisions up and down the pitch.

Lucky not to give away a PK in last corner.

Karma? :(

01.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

How about shooting FFS.

01.03.2026 17:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The pitch seems really slow.

01.03.2026 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy crap our buildup play is tedious and risky.

01.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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