Anne Caprara

COMING TO A CAMPAIGN AD NEAR YOU

Yes

I am a chief of staff by trade but a speechwriter by passion - if the reports are true and Trump is giving a 2 hour SOTU then that is a crime against speeches. There is no speech ever that should go that long. Not even if Jesus and Lincoln decided to rise from the dead and give a joint address.

Pour it directly into my veins.

Big Things happening soon

So let me just say this to any NHL/Olympic USA Men’s hockey coaching/PR staff - if you go to the White House and appear ion camera with Trump - he’s going to make your PR problem Immeasurably worse by saying something even more sexist. And you won’t be able to say you didn’t know. Just FYSA.

My boss once stayed back from a White House black tie dinner because there was flooding in Illinois and he wanted to call all the local officials involved. But hey I’m sure there is nothing Kash needs to be doing right now…

NEW: Natasha Korecki at NBC reports that in light of the SCOTUS tariff ruling, Gov. Pritzker sent President Donald Trump an invoice of $8.6 billion.

1. Of course I love this ad (and Juliana)

2. I don’t think the DC “thinkers” get how much the Democratic base is tired of being lectured to about the “norms.” You guys let Trump throw it all away. Spare us handwringing over language and maybe take to a diner and get in touch with how people feel.

Love actually is all around – and those who think that cruelty can destroy it are incapable of understanding the power of a nation moved by it.

A year ago, I stood before you and asked a provocative question:

After we have discriminated against, disparaged, and deported all our immigrant neighbors — and the problems we started with remained.

What comes next?

I told @jbpritzker.bsky.social I’d do this job for a year. That was 7 years ago. And this is the 8th State of the State speech…

Go birds

Henry. First of all this is very illuminating thank you. Second of all yes I would like to come to Aurora for a demonstration.

You are a gentleman and a patriot, Johnny Two Hats

I need a 5000 word explainer and a Netflix documentary on the curling cheating scandal. I’ve heard Bluesky is the app for sports so who is doing this for me?

One of my many reasons I love Chicago is that the weather has been above freezing for two days and my local restaurants are sitting people outside today. It is 44 degrees.

Here’s the fun thing that every good political operative knows - just because you don’t poll something doesn’t make public sentiment cease to exist 🤗

This is - objectively - the most insane, hilarious, idiotic and downright crazy thing I’ve seen a press team (?) do and I have been the chief of staff for the Governor of Illinois for 8 years.

Bad Bunny holds a football that says Together, we are America.

Unidos somos América.

That gave me a boost - like a shot of hope in the arm.

This is a love song to what the Latino community brings to the US - protest in art in its purest form and its widely entertaining. Well done all the way around.

You are a supporter of democracy - which makes us big fans of you. Football is life but not all of it 😃

Omg how mad is MAGA right now it’s giving me life

Exactly

This is a post truth account when it comes to Eagles football. Much like MAGA we make the facts what we want them to be.

Just a reminder that the last time the Patriots were in the Super Bowl the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social backup QB beat them. Stay tuned to Thai account tonight for more petty facts from a petty Eagles fan.

This is a great standard to apply to your political takes…

This is not “analysis”. It’s also not particularly insightful or intelligent. I need everyone - but particularly this particular commentator - to do much better in this moment.

My Orangetheory instructor had a Jock Jams playlist for class today and damn if that mix doesn’t hit just as hard as it did when I was playing it on my Discman (with 15 second skip protection).