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Banjo, Kazooie, Crash and Spyro when Microsoft closes Xbox

I dont think I like women

if my wife was in the hospital giving birth id be in the room with a JBL speaker making sure my son pop out when the beat drop on Chief Keef's Earned it. He come out too early imma stuff him back in. I dont want no daughter

fucking with chubby women hard nowadays

Tomorrow

born too late to try a qualude born too early to get roadhead in a flying car born at the right time to huff duster and emulate bad nintendo games

if the link between lung cancer and smoking was found today you would have redditors by the thousands chirping "coorelation is not causation" and tobacco industry bought politicians smoking packs on stage to protest science

Might make this an art account soon, getting a job too hard right now. Furry stuff still makes money, right?

How can you love anything if you don't love yourself?

i fucking Hate sonic the hedgehog

Humanity is only evil because we believe in evil. Social media is the most devilish creation because nothing echoes ourselves as quick and loud as an algorithm we all collectively plug ourselves into. No art, no healing, everything too close for comfort. I'm a hypocrite for posting this here. No luv

I don't think there's been a day in my life where I used a game's in game photo mode for anything. It's in everything. It's this generation's fishing minigame! I'd rather fish!

adolf hitler funko pop

As an artist you either have no idea how to draw feet or you got six figures in your bank account

Shout out my 23 followers. Big things coming. Soulja Boy one of the worst rappers ever

racism and homophobia got yall missing out on some bomb ass head

i like my cars like i like my women TOPLESS

Nearly got ran over listening to SoFaygo man i blame him

Bluesky got this social media shit figured out. No radical shit in yo face, ads r fine, its easy to log on daily check whats up and dip. Discover is political asf but its social media, to be expected. This is definitely my "home" from here then on

the only thing I use GMOD for now is lining up NPCS of media franchises I dont like and nuking them. Ive slaughtered enough Harry Potters to fill the Mediterrian

no healing only mucus

worst thing about gen 5: some of the trucks look like overbred pitbull puppies

marvel rivals feels like a really cool concept that never left preproduction except it did and kicks as much ass as you think, its so weird. Like that one dune movie outline that never got made

Miasma is such a beautiful word for something so nasty

Gen 2 really has no overarching plot over than Team Rocket running amok again but I think that's to its benefit. The most immersive n chill pokemon world is the one where everything's grounded. Playing through the singleplayer feels like wearing socks fresh out the dryer

they pull this shit with Crazy Taxi im gonna show Sega a real crazy taxi driver (joke.) (Sega I love you.) (Where's my Sonic Adventure remaster?) (Dear Slim I wrote but you still ain't calling,)

The mother series is so influential on me it feels like it always in my life. Like a perpetual warm blanket on me. I'd get EarthBound on a microchip and encode it into my skin if I could.

I have about 300 hours in TOTK and every few months I pick it up again and blitz through another week binge. They put straight crack in the gameplay loop. I wish they made more games like this, so similar to BOTW but exceeds it in literally every way. Only thing touching TOTK is maybe Far Cry 3.

Everything will be alright and if it isnt it will be

Bruhs get a prosthetic leg and start running 100m races. You lost your legs to diabetes, where was the pep in your step when you were resting on yo laurels guzzling big food chemicals?😂😭