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this is literally never not accurate

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I love her

I went to college there so I know exactly what you mean, NH and rural Maine are the south of New England

I hate how censorious the internet is getting. I just want to make my audios in peace. Nothing I’m creating is harming anybody. I feel so frustrated. Banned from YouTube, censored by PornHub, censored on Fansly, temp banned multiple times on Twitch, audios pulled from Patreon, it‘s insane

I work at a Barnes and noble and I know they’ll be pulling that shit on us any day now… and that will be the day I quit on the spot.

Victoria is also for people who really like Microsoft excel.

Elon even claimed to be a gamer but payed someone to level up his path of exile 2 character and then struggled with basic mechanics, bro can’t even buy a hobby right.

Correction: human babies. Animal babies are usually cute.

Babies are ugly.

You can’t change my mind.

Why is it called the cop slide?

Bro this is like… dystopia level retail shit… if my workplace told me to make sure I’m smoking more I’d quit on the spot… cause I’m sorry no human should be forced to smile as a part of their job unless their a damn clown or kindergarten teacher.

This is my political agenda just yuri for all ty for your time

They literally had a congressional hearing over nightrap because there’s a scene where a woman gets killed… and now these same goobers will disregard actually genocide because they might not get their 15th term in office.

Oh and a guy who dressed as a border patrol agent for Halloween and chased Hispanic kids around, and who got kicked out of the military for his drug use.

Among some of the trump supporters I knew was a guy who watched Alex Jones videos, a guy who said he’d hang me by my intestines (as a joke obviously 🙄), and a black guy who did not care that trump was being supported by the most racist mother fuckers on the planet.

The fact that ten years ago he wasn’t written off as a bullshit contender and full of shit… I remember all the worst people in my high school class being trump supporters and dreading the fact that they’d be able to vote for him.

Me having had whiskey, rum, soda 2 fried PB & Js, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, chicken fries, a whopper, and a large fries in the 3 hours: man after all that food I’m surprised I haven’t thrown up yet
Literally like 5 minutes later: I frew up…

When will it be my turn to be loved…

I wish I could just getvisejaied already

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

Fried PB and J

Eh

I rest my case…

I’m lucky enough that I live with parents who feed me so I’ll survive but I feel for the people who depend much more on snap.

And yet I’m out here waiting for my 30 dollars in SNAP money….

Still no pending amount for me here in CT.

God even frozen pizza slaps when your drunk

Bath photo of my feet.

Proof I bathe