Ginger Beef 🫚

No guys it really does impress me much, wish I had one OMG I’m always running my mouth even though I don’t mean to??? Mouth is like yes I will be the loudspeaker for all your thoughts shut up no you shut yup

Oh? So you’ve got a filter? That don’t impress me much

Gratefully this guy stayed at the back lol

Brb going to go play with a man’s nipples

I had such a great time and the vibes were immaculate!

Just saw The Presets and they were so fucking goooood

There’s always one guy at the show who is 6’7 and like standing room only??? Fuck yeeeeeeeaaaahhh

The bar we’re at is playing Foundations by Kate Nash and I’m living

Man standing in line behind us for gelato is tonguing his rosary so hard while talking on the phone to his mother 😭

“The best” and “your best” are two different things actually

People can be so heartless and such utter fools, neglecting compassion and making a joke out of heinous and despicable war crimes

Morning meeting w/ my stakeholder & team & there was talk about jets flying overhead as they kickoff the Grand Prix here in Melbourne & the comment “a little Iran here in Australia lol” was made & I’ve never used my presence faster to suck the air out of a room before saying “over 160 children dead”

“Personal failing” is such a neurodivergent curse we have to deal with because so many people just drop us & leave us if we make a social “error” without giving credence to the reality that they chose to interact with someone who is disabled. We’re always held back by neurotypical blindness & apathy

Always serving good bush and tush

☑️ absolutely over men (monster cocks only)

I just subskeet to get blocked lmaoooo

See I keep saying we should be proposing with cock rings, it’s so romantic!

While you were busy managing multiple social media accounts you didn’t even notice the people outside planting wildflowers for you 🌼

Oh yes just fine, I’m skilled at this! I’ve had to do it a lot in my career because quality work gets me off more than dollars and cents haha

Working for someone who has said things to me like “I would bet my degree on that” just to shut things down and to be “right” has presented many challenges lmao so I must do my work in the shadows to elude the ever pervasive silliness of the ego 😶‍🌫️

Had to politely tell my boss that they’re about to make a $300,000 mistake and then politely take the steering wheel away from them and keep them thinking it was no big deal so our stakeholders don’t eat us alive over dead grass omgomgomg

Haha yes I did!!! He is not the brightest bulb obviously 😂

Seriously!!! The price keeps going up and it very much does not need too!!! I won’t be surprised to find out that the grocery store overlords are funnelling that profit into war crimes at this point!!!

@clairewillett - honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the 'more emotional' gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion

Men: redefining human emotion one punched-wall at a time

We are not a part of a union but we should be!

Workmate had a chip on his shoulder about “working extra hard” aka working extra hours for free and I sat him down and told him the entire team dislikes him now for undermining our educations and work and that nobody wants to work with him and he really didn’t know what to do with that lol

God we need to start regulating the prices of things again, fuck capitalism

I’m lol-ing with a gun btw

Going forward I’m going to remember that all super horny times are followed by an energetic shift (always caused by work) that makes me so stressed I have little to no sex drive lol