Ginger Beef 🫚

Haha yeah I saw Monster Ball for like $70

Yeah exactly hahaha like hey what is going on over there

Yeah exactly, it makes me feel so cheap and used 🫠

But yeah I just ummm I guess I’m not flattered when the focus is my body 🤷🏼‍♂️

Like yeah I did post those for fun but also I’m posting jokes and you’re ignoring them WHY

I’m a goofy guy so I always hold some space for other goofy guys but sometimes I’m just like nah

I feel seen hahahaha

I’m not flattered tbh, I’m creeped out, your admiration is lopsided and makes me feel like I’m nothing but meat which is ugly and useless to me

She promised me personally a train every 1 minutes 😭

Such a good pit, erm I mean movie

I have been on the train more than average today!

I can only assume this train commute is taking 8272619394 years because of lady gaga 🫠

Sometimes someone finds my profile and goes through my media tab and likes only my thirst traps and then I block them lol

Haha no worries

I’m always like “haha no worries” when really my heart is ripped into pieces, but hey you wouldn’t understand that anyways

One of the worst things about me getting social media is that I keep sharing all this personal stuff for some reason and it’s quite embarrassing to say out loud in retrospect lol

I made a friend tonight. It was unexpected but I’m so grateful, this is usually quite difficult for me haha

I literally have absolutely nothing better to do lol

No I have not been outside the stadium for the better part of 3 hours trying to get a ticket like an idiot lmaoooo

Just checked to see what the resale for tickets is and it starts at $550 and goes to $950 😬

I’m on the train and so many gays dressed in the same black outfit keep getting on at every stop… took me a second before my brain whispered to me “Lady Gaga” lol

I knew this person, they did care, their fake ball felt so stiff in my—

Haha no no that would drive me to insanity and I’m already so close !

Haha that I know for sure

Normies will make fun of me for my black and white thinking and then never come to realise the irony of their unexamined, rigid and binary-encoded existence lol

Speaking for myself personally, this is the trajectory I have followed over the years

The throat chakra deals in truth and is blocked by lies, I’ve just cleared one of your chakras FOR FREE you’re welcome!!!!!!

Haha many oomfs are delusional in love with other oomfs who they think are single because of how they post when in reality the oomf is a total catch and therefore obviously already taken and not eligible for oomfs loving anyway 😂

The real reason hobbits are obsessed with genealogy is because of the high risk inbreeding in their holes uh huh