Wombat Medic

One must picture the Itsy-Bitsy Spider happy

I need people to quit telling my business

Factory Town is chill as hell

So excited to see the updates!

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Teachers: Do you get as much of a kick out of seeing student's essay titles as I do coming up with them or am I just doing I for my own amusement (like tweeting)?

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Spicy Ketchup

"Grok, check this OPORD please"
Roger, processing.... seems like you forgot to say some slurs in paragraph 5, allow me to update this for you

Nebula Con might be something worth considering

Apologies, ieant to say he was also shot

Sorry, I meant to say was shot

State Senator John Hoffman and his wife were also killed and it's believed to be the same shooter.

Army won't pay for school this term because I fucked it a decade ago. I think a dono-stream is in my future...

Alternatives to a vasectomy:
Have HER do the hard parts!

Sitting in the urology clinic and this place is a real sausage fest

Molon Lagunitas

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

Yes, the possessed tortie is Fergie

If by "weird with it" you mean ordering lunch while suffering through a teleconference you hit the nail on the head

Ancient condom for sale. Never used.

You're catching dudes unaware doesn't remove their status as a combatant in an active combat zone. If I shoot a hellfire into a barracks building where dudes are asleep that is still a legal engagement. Drones are just very personal versions of the same.

People seeing the drone footage out of Ukraine are saying "War Crime" alot but I think it's just the first time people are seeing FPV footage of soldiers dying at their fingertips. Drones are no different than a bomber or a sniper or artillery as a weapon and just because...

@poptire.itch.io

A comic strip in the form of a product advertisement with big text at the top saying "IS YOUR COMPUTER INFECTED WITH FILE FUCKERS TRYING TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF WITH YOUR DATA?" Then there's a drawing of a computer screen with a bunch of files on it, and a small man in a speedo approaching them saying "ooh lala! look at all these HOT FILES!" Big text at the bottom says "Protect Your Computer With COMPUTER GUN, The Gun That Goes Inside Your Computer! Just insert any small caliber rounds into your floppy disk drive and Computer Gun does the rest" The files on the computer are labeled as follows My computer Tax Info Spreadsheets Presentations Horses Documents government cool stuff :) Games THE BIG MAN strategy Slime Danger Weapon Ideas untitled folder Bigger Horses Secrets horse blueprint horsey.bmp horse.wav social-securi-... .txt

Computer Problems

Honestly they could make The Warriors a playable game in GTA VI

Por que no las dos?

I LOVED this fucking game. I used to snort the "powder" and go ham on the Baseball Furies like the God damn Bear Jew

I stumbled over The Enemy Within, a 1994 HBO films movie about the US military attempting a coup and the single most unbelievable part is that an 06 at the Pentagon has an empty email inbox.