Joshin’ Around

Sorry how much is Taylor Swift paying Apple for this??

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You ever spend 2 hours in someone’s car and don’t know how to tell them that there’s music out there that doesn’t suck

Christians playing the end of Persona 5 Royal

Why is the end of every JRPG “kill (a) god”?

Bro added me to a group chat called MTG homies and it was actually just a cover for them to plan a (successful!) proposal to their partner and I’m happy as hell for them but also… I wanna play MTG lol

Vindication, yet again.

*spends an hour driving and listening to music set to BPMs that would kill a Victorian child*
“Why am I so anxious?!”

Meeting other chronically online people at normie ass jobs is so important. We both understand what it means to drastically change the trajectory of one’s life

“Nicki minaj’s meme game is so strong lol”

She’s 42.

Had bf watch Strangers Chapter 1 after vetting it and Chapter 2 for him and within SECONDS of the unmasked character revealed to under the mask he goes “oh she’s one of them for sure”

How does he always do this?

I personally wanna thank Trisha Paytas for providing the easiest explanation possible for stupid people that correlation ≠ causation

Straight Man Who Hates Spending Time With Girlfriend is such a funny category of guy

Spent last night in the beautiful embrace of queer community and music, made so many new friends, met Maris & Caroline Kingsbury and just felt so damn GOOD. Goddamn, I love queer art and community so much. 🥹🥹

Yes if it was just their story it might have worked a lot better for me. But diluting the “anti capitalism, scientific advancements should be for everyone” story with “look! Cute baby dinosaur! Funny stoner boyfriend” was a dud

Every time it cuts to the family I leaned over to my boyfriend and said “oh my god who cares??”

Which movement? The one where we should be publicly executing gays by stoning? Or convincing Americans that Black women don’t have brain processing power? Or that we should be worried if we see a Black pilot?

The music in straight clubs is actually so shitty. I paid $13 for a dj set and she’s played the same song twice.

Play some goddamn Slayyyter. Play Rose Gray! Play anything that doesn’t fucking suck

Took my glasses off at the straight club cause I’ve actually Seen Enough™️

and like no shade to sugar babies, I love that so much for yall frfr, get every coin you deserve tbh.

I used to joke that I wanted a sugar daddy but I know I’m literally just too proud to take money because I don’t even like my actual real biolgical father sending money

Bein around queer people is so important to me because I have to be able to drop a random actresses name mid convo and not have to stop and say “she was X in that movie Y” or I will DIE

Guy at Firestone gave me a price estimate, based on his experience, for parts while searching for exact pricing then said “oh shit those are expensive now” in case you were wondering how the economy is going here in America

“Even if his ideas were abhorrent to me”

You bitches would shed tears over Hitler.

Sorry but this is why I do not understand people who have their jobs all over their personal social media.

Who’s surprised? Rate your hands if you’re surprised 🧍‍♂️

4206 minutes in August Top artist - Hayley Williams Top Song - ice in my oj Top album - ego death at a bachelorette party

Top artists Hayley Williams Kesha Carly Rae Jepsen Wet Leg Lights

Top songs Ice in my OJ Mirtazapine Kill Me Love Me Different Whim All by Hayley Williams

Top albums Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party - Hayley Williams . (…) - Kesha Emotion - Carly Rae Jepsen Moisturizer- Wet Leg Wet Leg - Wet Leg

Hayley Williams devastated me all month and continues to do so. I saw Kesha live at the beginning of the month and it was the best show I’ve ever seen. I truly just love that woman and her artistry

3843 minutes in July Top Artist - Kesha Top Song - Glow by Kesha Top album - . (Period) by Kesha

Top artists Kesha Vial Maria Demi Lovato Lady Gaga

Top songs GLOW RED FLAG LOVE FOREVER TOO HARD CATHEDRAL all by Kesha

Top albums . (Period) by Kesha Loudmouth by VIAL Warrior by Kesha gravity (EP) by Maris

Kesha’s first album as a fully independent artist and it is incredible! I didn’t listen to a lot else clearly but VIAL are a cool new discovery I made, in the indie punk space

4300 minutes in June Top Artist - Kesha Top song - Don’t Sweat It by Daisy Grenade Top album - Warrior by Kesha

Top artists Kesha Lauren Sanderson Lights Heart attack man Daisy grenade

Top songs Don’t sweat it - days grenade Hush - charlotte sands Attention - Kesha, slayyyter, rose gray Risk - honey revenge joyride (revved up remix) - Kesha

Top albums Warrior - Kesha Rainbow - Kesha Joyride the pale horse - heart attack man Erotic summer nightmare - carpool I quit - Haim

I went to a lot of live shows in June, saw Lauren Sanderson, Honey Revenge, Daisy Grenade, Heart Attack Man, and Carpool. Live rock music is so fucking good