Fern!!🔜Cryptid at Anthrocon!

you wouldn't fuck a woman with a penis would you????

w-would you? 🥺👉👈

DIDJDJDJ what's stopping you huh :3

i wish for your freedom genie!

say something rn >:3

four panels of a comic ; in first, twig is driving and listening to music. in second, twig's phone holster is loudly alerting him of a delivery offer. in third, twig is at a liquor store, picking up a small bottle of hennesy, thinking "pfft, a $7 tip and 6 minute drive for this tiny bottle of hennesy-- if everyone were like this i'd make like, $35 an hour". in last panel, twig is texting the person who ordered the liquor : "i'm here, gonna have to scan your ID", to which the person replies, "FAST AS FUCK"

four panels of a comic: in first, an (obviously stoned) lion is coming down the steps of his apartment, handing twig a card. the lion says "oh oops that's my debit card" to which twig replies "haha all good man". in second panel, lion says "do you still want it though? my debit card" while twig scans his ID on his phone. lion says "that's a joke by the way" and twig laughs. in third panel, the lion guy says "you have a cute laugh", and in the fourth panel, twig is clearly surprised, only managing to say "!!thanks". meanwhile, twig is thinking "did he just call me cute what fuck of my god he just said that oh my god he's kind of cute too oh noo and $7 tip oh"

four panels of a comic: in first, twig awkwardly waves, still blushing, and says "haha well, bye . . have a good day haha" to which lion replies "hey wait!" in second panel, twig says "yes?", while thinking "oh my god oh my god" over and over. lion says "do you play video games?" to which twig replies "yes!", lion asks "what kind of games?". in third panel, twig says "uhh minecraft, cities skylines, um.. civ 6" to which lion says "not really a console player huh?". twig says "noo, i just have pc" and lion says "damn". in fourth panel, lion turns to go back up the steps, and says "well, thanks! bye". twig replies from the bottom of the steps "oh, yeah, you too!"

later, twig is lying face down in bed, covering his head with a pillow and blushing. he is thinking "i wish i played console gaaames"

remember to always tip your delivery drivers!

Edging towards fortune

i really just want a city builder with cute characters and ddlv is honestly so easy to get back into,,

disney dream light valley is calling my name,,,

daddy rey? owo

next time it rains a little too hard at least I know who to blame!!

sorry I'm eating your wires again

you must teach me your ways,,, getting crushed by booty looks fun owo

wip

KOOB WOAH it's like you're a magnet for giant asses!!!!

*pops up* wait what'd you say :3

not anymore,,,

can I just burrow up from under your floor??

yeah..

sounds good cause I PASSED OUT :3 I drool in my sleep just fyi

sleepy!!! got any free feet space for me to eepy on? 🥺

omg hiii good morning snuppy :3

couple of dogs and a cryptid ig :3

a simple drawing of a cat holding a lavender orb and saying "oh you know how it is with a glowing orb".

#catcrumb

excited to see the mad posting after the half time event today tbh

i wanna find out owo

here's to better koob days!

OH HELL YEAH I GET TO HUG A DRAGON????

WILL A VEIL POSSIBLY BE THERE?? OWO

im honestly really nervous but I do hope it's hype!!!