@jonathanjkirk.bsky.social
What do you get if you cross a scorpion with a shrike?
Sorry, "bob"
10.06.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let's face it, if there really is a God, it's probably Nurgle or Khorne.
10.06.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just like Charlie said.
Laughing all the way to the crematorium.
The death of democracy is crossing the Rubicon.
06.06.2025 10:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The two things they have in common are that they were both born with a lot of money but no backbone.
06.06.2025 10:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My life has changed from a grinding, 70-year death spiral into a surreal nightmare.
28.05.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They say they're a big tent.
All I'm seeing is the freak show.
11.04.2025 03:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today I had a conversation which led to my lyft driver telling me she believed in vampires.
Need I even add anything to that?
Today I want to smell like marshmallows and bubblegum.
02.04.2025 12:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone at the office used to love how my sandwich bags had little green leaves all over them.
12.03.2025 11:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How the FUCK is anyone surprised by this???!!
The party's been pro-putin since trump got his first taste of Putin's cock.
Morphine is life's snooze button.
24.02.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Excited for this little pin to turn up.
God, I'm a sucker for all that Flash Gordon Ray Gun Gothic stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=zjaL...
I may have a new fascination
After putting it off for over 30 years, I have this shiny new edition to read.
Madness.
I want to say it's important WHAT you read....
But no. I get it.
Two years ago, my doctor told me I was going deaf
I haven’t heard from him since
TOO BEATIFUL.
WANT.
Heterosexual men should be encouraged to wear more floral patterns and if they should happen to have a lapel, a flower.
Or, if you get the reference, a stick of celery.
Two years ago I broke my neck, but I have never looked back.
06.02.2025 14:31 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The clippers, the great ships on the horrizon. We've set fire to them and driven them away.
The truth is not welcome.
It's nice to have the choice and variety.
06.02.2025 13:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
she’s like the hypnotoad if she detects something tasty being eaten
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