Scornful Egotist

she's right behind me isnt she

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

"the real game starts after the credits" well too bad, my adhd put a little tick mark next to it with "task completed" written in crayon so I'm never gonna touch it again

ive been clearing out heavensward sidequests today and some of their dialogue reads incredibly funny "theres a nest of heretics to the south!!" bro doesnt know the dragonsong war ended 8 years ago

BIG NEWS FOR WEBCOMIC FANS: The Bible is being translated into vernacular and distributed to the laypeople

Tamamo himejoshi (Comm for May) #Fate

imagine thinking y'shtola is the mom of the scions when urianger is right there

archiveofourown.org/works/540761...

Enjoy the latest (and long delayed) chapter in my Leona/Diana modern AU forcefem fanfic!! It's got willful ignorance, nasty women, and religious trauma! And jerking off! It's great and you should read it because it'd make me happy :D

i wanna get grabbed by the ankles and have all my joints pop with one quick thwap like a whip

[女体化 / nyota / r63] howling blade 🐺

day one out the alembic already hustling. homunculus net worth = 1coin

anyway my socmed accounts will always be very gay and very trans places. peace and love

lyna

Drawing of a woman with long hair wearing a set of armor and long cape. One hand rests on the pommel of a tall sword while the other holds the hem of her cape in a bunch.

Long cape moment

im starting a foundation to introduce underprivileged children to forbidden techniques

A young woman stands in the desert. It just so happens that today, the 2nd of July, 2018, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this young woman be?

that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997

its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it

It's happy surprises

Our crew worked around the clock to pull off a hell of a MAGFest in Jan., and we're spooling back up after some necessary R&R!

It's high time we updated the community, and intro'd ourselves to many new faces.
First, Coming Soon! Your opportunity to Step Up to the Contraption:

FFXIV Final This is a 75 question test. Please use a No. 2 pencil to fill out your Scantron. There is no time limit. CAUTION: This test contains spoilers for all expansions. Don't say I didn't warn you!

six months after the FFXIV Midterm, i present to you: the FFXIV Final. this 75 question test covers a range of topics from all expansions. some of these questions are simple and some are not. good luck and have fun :+)

uquiz.com/6h7oCy

Lala barina

how are we supposed to oviposition in this economy

Lady Landsknecht

There is something cooking on this website. Mark my words the ratio of transexual luminaries to brunch demsocs has the capacity to produce some new sociopolitical homunculi. Not bad per se, just new.

the moonlight greatsword was added to her collection

the one bbwaa voter who didn't vote ichiro into the hall of fame was a bluesky discover tab replier. they didn't mark anyone's name on the ballot. at the bottom they wrote "I wasn't a baseball player but my son-in-law Jeff is in med school"

a simple drawing in red tones of a cat with bat wings. a smaller cat bat is above it with its body colored darker. the big cat bat is saying, "i got my mean little daughter a cool jacket"

#catcrumb

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

they just really love bacon