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i love it when white girls tell me they feel witchy like yeah!!!!

my balls are getting busted rn

ugh where did this gas cramp come from?

the flat white and beer i drank consecutively in my stomach: 🫨

watching broad city and i relate to both women but especially ilana being a stoner

my letterboxd patron subscription expired and my page looks like shit now :(

this rental car i’m driving for work has this safety feature when you get too close to some object it’ll warn you thru vibrations on ur seat…it got me going ngl

i wanna go to california and see these bay area asians for myself

other asians keep telling me i got big eyes 😭

i think my cat was some kind of neurotic reader in the past life

i cannot have a workplace crush i cannot and will not!!!!

this is twitter user claire_foy btw

reheated my pad thai leftover from the other night

my mom came out of her room going “what smells good?”

whats claire foy up to??? need to rewatch the crown s1 and 2

i love getting violently high and mindlessly playing stardew valley while veep plays in the background

im praying that the nonnas netflix film will be good

couldnt finish it as soon as her character left i turned it off

tried to watch monster summer which is directed by david henrie (of wizards of waverly fame) and my god it’s insane what i will try and watch just because i’m very fascinated by lorraine bracco rn

in a very weird transitional phase rn i’m not liking it but i know it’s very much needed

i will be making a gochujang hot wings tomorrow

i bought two bottles of hot sauce today not bad

this isn’t as fun damn here’s a photo of some bombass coconut curry egg noodle soup i had months ago

but i will stay on that hellsite till it crashes for now i just have this as a safety net

i’m here because fuck elon