Jake Hightower

Imagine being a minimum wage Krispy Kreme employee and randomly being told that the unwashed gamer horde will descend on your store in 2 hours

08.02.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heartwarming! This Old Man’s Friend Jeffrey Epstein Passed Away, So the Whole Town Pitched in to Recreate His Island and Help Him Feel at Home!

06.02.2025 03:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short

05.09.2023 15:00 — 👍 2101    🔁 494    💬 40    📌 22

The human body is basically a series of pipes so I don’t have respect for any plumber who dies. Should’ve been able to fix that bro

28.08.2023 22:06 — 👍 391    🔁 34    💬 13    📌 3

his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's

20.08.2023 03:31 — 👍 2712    🔁 670    💬 40    📌 22

Right now is our opportunity to collectively decide that on this app it’s fuck Robert from Shark Tank 24/7

18.08.2023 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Immortan Boat

18.08.2023 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

17.07.2023 03:57 — 👍 16212    🔁 4321    💬 55    📌 204