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Natterjacks by name, Natterjacks by trade. High Episkopos of P.O.E.E. Pittsburgh Temple https://linktr.ee/rhizicnatterjacks #HailEris

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History is rarely written by the victors, but it's clear The Bible was rewritten and re-interpreted by the conquers.

05.03.2026 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The press made information access "free" in the same way that PCs are making computing access "free."

-- Elin Whitney-Smith (Whole Earth Review, 1991)

05.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Norman Dog comic from a 1983 issue of Whole Earth Catalog depicting a raven-haired human talking to a brain-haired alien robot in a suit (with shoulder pads) and a face that looks like half-way between Franken-Berry and Max Headroom. it says:

Hints for Aliens (#42 of a series) When infiltrating the native human population it is important to remain inconspicuous! So, when in doubt conversationally, try simply repeating the last two or three words anyone says to you! They never notice a thing!

[ then there's an exchange between the two characters ]:

Hey there big fella ... you just move in?
... just move in...
Thought so! Lousy smog isn't it?
...isn't it...
Sure is! You work here in town?
...here in town...
Yeah I shoulda guessed.. Ha ha!
... ha ha...
Yeah, well... Have a Nice Day!
... nice day ...

A Norman Dog comic from a 1983 issue of Whole Earth Catalog depicting a raven-haired human talking to a brain-haired alien robot in a suit (with shoulder pads) and a face that looks like half-way between Franken-Berry and Max Headroom. it says: Hints for Aliens (#42 of a series) When infiltrating the native human population it is important to remain inconspicuous! So, when in doubt conversationally, try simply repeating the last two or three words anyone says to you! They never notice a thing! [ then there's an exchange between the two characters ]: Hey there big fella ... you just move in? ... just move in... Thought so! Lousy smog isn't it? ...isn't it... Sure is! You work here in town? ...here in town... Yeah I shoulda guessed.. Ha ha! ... ha ha... Yeah, well... Have a Nice Day! ... nice day ...

05.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"A Tribulation Map" depicting "the end times," as predicted by "many Christians" according to the Whole Earth Catalog in 1983; it shows "The Church Age" ending after "Israel regained the Temple Site in Jerusalem" in 1967 and the 1973 "Energy Crisis"; soon thereafter would be the "Rapture of the Saved" when the "Tribulation Judgments" would begin - for the first 3.5 years "Temporary Peace, Jewish Temple By" the end of these years, during this time would be "Seals" and "Trumpets" (depicted by lightning bolts raining down on the timeline) when the Antichrist moves into the Temple followed by 3.5 more years of "Trumpets" and "Bowls" culminating in the "Battle of Armageddon" which is when the "Return of Christ in Glory" will come "* NOTE: this shows judgment content only, not sequence or time of occurrence" and the "Kingdom" age will begin.

"A Tribulation Map" depicting "the end times," as predicted by "many Christians" according to the Whole Earth Catalog in 1983; it shows "The Church Age" ending after "Israel regained the Temple Site in Jerusalem" in 1967 and the 1973 "Energy Crisis"; soon thereafter would be the "Rapture of the Saved" when the "Tribulation Judgments" would begin - for the first 3.5 years "Temporary Peace, Jewish Temple By" the end of these years, during this time would be "Seals" and "Trumpets" (depicted by lightning bolts raining down on the timeline) when the Antichrist moves into the Temple followed by 3.5 more years of "Trumpets" and "Bowls" culminating in the "Battle of Armageddon" which is when the "Return of Christ in Glory" will come "* NOTE: this shows judgment content only, not sequence or time of occurrence" and the "Kingdom" age will begin.

Because it's the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...

05.03.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I've done it.
I've eaten the $400 worth of food.

04.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't blame the Critic.

04.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I go to the grocery store,
I dissociate,
I reappear at home with $400 of food that I now somehow have to force myself to eat.

04.03.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NANCY COMICS BY BUSHMILLER (@nancycomics@mastodon.social) Attached: 1 image WOIMS WEDNESDAY

RE: https://mastodon.social/@nancycomics/116171858302485302

WOIMS! WOIMS! WOIMS! WOIMS!

(they're basically fish!)

04.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
You're either frolicking in this field with me Or
You're frolicking in this field against me

You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me

02.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1265    πŸ” 428    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 45

I’ll say it again: REVELATION IS NOT A PROPHECY IT IS A CODED MESSAGE ABOUT ROME AND THE BURNING OF THE SECOND TEMPLE. 7 HEADS OF THE DRAGON, 7 HILLS OF ROME. IF YOU TAKE IT LITERALLY OR THINK IT IS A PROPHECY YOU ARE A MORON.

03.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok so you're telling me that these fuckers have ultra accurate missiles, satellites that can read road markings from LEO and have the people of Iran talking about shit on social media they can piece together but they can't tell a girls school from a government facility?

03.03.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#SendBarronToWar

03.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 25711    πŸ” 8668    πŸ’¬ 2448    πŸ“Œ 789

I'll take any excuse to remind you that De La put out a new album this winter and it is phenomenal.

03.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing β€˜reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

03.03.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3477    πŸ” 1519    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 281

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17526    πŸ” 4015    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 820
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who made this

02.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11268    πŸ” 5142    πŸ’¬ 492    πŸ“Œ 470

"The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes a bit longer."

~ Henry Kissinger

03.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of The Complete Persepolis by Marianne Satrapi.

The cover of The Complete Persepolis by Marianne Satrapi.

Now would be a good time for anyone who wants to learn about recent Iranian history to read this. It is well worth your time and money (I am sure your local library has it if you don’t want to purchase it).

01.03.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3849    πŸ” 970    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 89

yeah, uh, kinda the whole reason we called them "Deplorable" before the guy they liked was elected in the first place.

02.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7786    πŸ” 1857    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 41

”What cannot be mended must be transcended.”

– Ursula K. Le Guin

02.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, and county commissioners.

-- Edward Abbey

... so ... what's Power got to do with it?

27.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The work of the anarchist is above all a work of critique. The anarchist goes, sowing revolt against that which oppresses, obstructs, opposes itself to the free expansion of the individual being.

-- Emile Armand

27.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE,  NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE, NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN

26.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 679    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12899    πŸ” 4779    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 109

This should be a front-page scandal.

26.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1799    πŸ” 507    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 9
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Tax billionaires out of existence.

26.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 17033    πŸ” 3842    πŸ’¬ 562    πŸ“Œ 304
The screenshot of the release notes reads:

A new version of TeX Live Utility is available!
TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now?
Release Notes:
Changes Since 1.54
β€’ Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book.
β€’ First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software.
β€’ Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date.
β€’ Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date.
β€’ Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database.
Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144.
β€’ Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models.
β€’ Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.

The screenshot of the release notes reads: A new version of TeX Live Utility is available! TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now? Release Notes: Changes Since 1.54 β€’ Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book. β€’ First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software. β€’ Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date. β€’ Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date. β€’ Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database. Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144. β€’ Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models. β€’ Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.

There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.

26.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1339    πŸ” 329    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16
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Australian tropical rainforest trees switch in world first from carbon sink to emissions source Researchers say carbon emissions change in Queensland tropical rainforests may have global climate implications

Entropy is winning.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/oct/16/australian-tropical-rainforest-trees-switch-carbon-sink-emissions-source

26.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert G. Fuller Jr was "gunned down" a couple days ago by someone many are calling Newigi who also shot a cop

www.wrganews.com/2026/02/25/p...

26.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 23